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heres another one to make you laugh laughter is the best medicine

Posted by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 12:26 AM
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A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at
the first available teller. Just at that moment the
bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach.

She was rushed to the hospital where she was fixed up. As
she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor says, "Oh! You're going to have triplets.
They're fine but each one has a bullet lodged in its
stomach. Don't worry though the bullets will pass through their
system through normal metabolism."

As time goes on the woman has three children, two
girls and a boy. Twelve years later, one of the girls comes
up to her mother and says "Mommy, I've done a very weird
thing!"

Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter
replies, "I passed a bullet into the toilet." The woman
comforts her and explains all about the accident at the bank.

A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to
her with tears streaming from her eyes. "Mommy, I've done a
very bad thing!" The mother says, "Let me guess. You passed
a bullet into the toilet, right?"

The daughter looks up from her teary eyes and
says, "Yes, how did you know?"

The mother comforts her child and explains about
the incident at the bank.

A month later the boy comes up and says, "Mommy,
I've done a very bad thing!"

"You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?"

"No, I was masturbating and I shot the dog."

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