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Memorable Dr. House Quotes

Posted by on Jul. 31, 2007 at 10:54 AM
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Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

by on Jul. 31, 2007 at 10:54 AM
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mje_1964
by New Member on Aug. 9, 2007 at 9:05 PM
Here's one that I remember was pretty funny-

House: Fine. I'll ask one of my other friends. 
Wilson: Huh... 
House: What? You're saying I've only got one friend? 
Wilson: Uh... and... who...? 
House: Kevin. In bookkeeping. 
Wilson: Okay, well, first of all, his name's Karl... 
House: I call him Kevin. It's his secret friendship club name.


Melissa (mje_1964)-  (Mommy to Morgen & Wife to Adam)

 

hjfern
by Group Owner on Aug. 9, 2007 at 11:53 PM
HILARIOUS!

I am the female HOUSE.... My husband tells me this every single time we are watching an episode and I am practically on the floor laughing...

That was a good one!  I remember that too!

I thought I was a lone ranger here...there are 8 of us here - where is all the chatter?!?!  Do I have to stand on my head?! 


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mje_1964
by New Member on Aug. 11, 2007 at 12:05 AM
Here's a few more of my  favorites:

[about Cuddy]
Dr. Robert Chase: You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been... nasty.
Dr. Gregory House: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.

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Dr. Gregory House: Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.

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Dr. Gregory House: You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a...
[pauses]
Dr. Gregory House: I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.

Melissa (mje_1964)-  (Mommy to Morgen & Wife to Adam)

 

hjfern
by Group Owner on Aug. 16, 2007 at 11:55 AM
Here's a few more that crack me up beyond belief!

Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking their "workplace-acceptable" euphemism for testicles. It's not gonna happen.

Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. Gregory House
: I think your tie is ugly.

Dr. Gregory House: Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.


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homebuddy
by New Member on Sep. 15, 2007 at 1:21 PM
I like the scene where Wilson tells House the reason his leg is hurting more lately is because he (House) is missing his ex-. House hits Wilson in the shin with his cane, and when Wilson yelps, House says "Ahhh, are you missing my ex too?"
So looking forward to the new season. I dream about this show. For real!
camosgurl0820
by on Sep. 25, 2007 at 6:58 PM
How about this one.

Cuddy: I'll give you $10.00 for every paitent you diagnose without touching them, but if you touch them you owe me $10.00

House: Your on.

After seeing a series of patients examining themselves House comes out of a room puts down a stack of charts and looks at Cuddy

House: You owe me 30
Opens exam door and sees a pretty woman. Goes in. Comes out and puts the chart down looks at Cuddy and says

.......I owe you 10

I also love the scene where the autistic boy wouldn't allow Wilson to give him the succynlcoline for anestheic so House comes in and starts sniffing the gas and when they ask him what he's doing he says "I'm eating the red berries". After 3 whifs he is feeling loopy and the boy takes the gas. He gets up and bumps into the insturment cart obviously a bit loopy.....I died during that scene.

new_beginning2
by on Sep. 25, 2007 at 10:05 PM

"I did it all by myself Mommy" the second time.

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