A retired sailor purchased a computer and began to learn all about computing. Being a sailor, he was used to addressing his ships as "She" or "Her". But was unsure what was proper for computers. To solve his dilemma, he set up two groups of computer experts: one group was male, and the other group was female.
The group of women reported that computers should be referred to as "HE" because:
- In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
- They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they are the problem.
- As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a newer and better model.
- No one but the creator understands their logic.
- The native language they use to talk to other computers is incomprehensible to anyone else.
- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval.
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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on Jun. 26, 2010 at 9:16 AM
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- JCPenny
on Jun. 26, 2010 at 9:16 AM