List your confessions things you would never tell someone in real life.
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1. I think about other people while having sex with my husband
2. I only clean the toilet when it visibly needs it
3. If a tissue aint working, I pick it.
4. I act like I like my best friend
5. I cant spell to save my life, but feel the need to correct other peoples grammar
6. I masturbate, often
7. I cuss all the time even in-front of the kids, sometimes to them
8. I keep my "booty-calls" number around even tough I'm married
9. I spent my student loan check on clothes
10. I lie to my husband about how much money I have
Like........
1. I think about other people while having sex with my husband
2. I only clean the toilet when it visibly needs it
3. If a tissue aint working, I pick it.
4. I act like I like my best friend
5. I cant spell to save my life, but feel the need to correct other peoples grammar
6. I masturbate, often
7. I cuss all the time even in-front of the kids, sometimes to them
8. I keep my "booty-calls" number around even tough I'm married
9. I spent my student loan check on clothes
10. I lie to my husband about how much money I have
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on Oct. 19, 2007 at 5:41 PM
Oh, I'll probably come back to this one every now and then....
1. I'm still kind of friends with my BD
2. There are times, when I'm fighting with my husband, that the only way I stay sane is by repeating "I hate you i hate you i hate you" in my head. I don't, really, but it makes me feel better for some reason.
3. I don't care much what YOU look like, but I'm fairly obsessed with what I look like. (i only just recently admitted that one to MYSELF, when i realized I can't walk past something reflective without looking. I'm always terrified that I look bad.)
4. There are times when I think "Man, I wish the Squirt were at her dad's tonight." I love her to pieces, and she's the coolest kid on earth, but things are hardly ever low-key when she's around.
5. When I look at pics of a guy I used to know in high school, I STILL swoon.
6. Um...I'm a stripper. You probably already knew that...but only for ONE MORE WEEKEND! YEAH!!!!
7. I had a threesome once....it would have been great if things hadn't gone HORRIBLY wrong...
8. I'm bi in a way that doesn't matter (as I'm in a monogomous relationship with a man)
9. I never realized before how many o's are in monogomous.
10. I judge people by their typing, unless they can convince me that they're cool anyway.
11. The phrases "You can't love another child as much as you love your own," "It's a MAN'S job to provide" and "No, it's cool...I'm ok to drive" make me see RED. Oh, and a new addition: "No, I only owe you $20."
12. Outside of work, I really don't exercise.
13. I probably shouldn't be cafemomming all day while I'm at work.
I'm sure I'll have more, but there are some of the deeper, darker ones.
1. I'm still kind of friends with my BD
2. There are times, when I'm fighting with my husband, that the only way I stay sane is by repeating "I hate you i hate you i hate you" in my head. I don't, really, but it makes me feel better for some reason.
3. I don't care much what YOU look like, but I'm fairly obsessed with what I look like. (i only just recently admitted that one to MYSELF, when i realized I can't walk past something reflective without looking. I'm always terrified that I look bad.)
4. There are times when I think "Man, I wish the Squirt were at her dad's tonight." I love her to pieces, and she's the coolest kid on earth, but things are hardly ever low-key when she's around.
5. When I look at pics of a guy I used to know in high school, I STILL swoon.
6. Um...I'm a stripper. You probably already knew that...but only for ONE MORE WEEKEND! YEAH!!!!
7. I had a threesome once....it would have been great if things hadn't gone HORRIBLY wrong...
8. I'm bi in a way that doesn't matter (as I'm in a monogomous relationship with a man)
9. I never realized before how many o's are in monogomous.
10. I judge people by their typing, unless they can convince me that they're cool anyway.
11. The phrases "You can't love another child as much as you love your own," "It's a MAN'S job to provide" and "No, it's cool...I'm ok to drive" make me see RED. Oh, and a new addition: "No, I only owe you $20."
12. Outside of work, I really don't exercise.
13. I probably shouldn't be cafemomming all day while I'm at work.
I'm sure I'll have more, but there are some of the deeper, darker ones.
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on Oct. 20, 2007 at 8:57 AM
Ummmmm, this is hard because I am pretty much an open book anyway.
1. I fart a lot in the morning.....lol
2. I try to act tough and for the most part I am but I am very sensitive and get hurt easy with words.
3. I have had 3 threesomes but do not care to anymore. been there done that....lol
4. I masterbate, but come on, who doesn't
5. I smoke
6. I have a very short temper when it comes to my children, why I do not know, I am working on this. I think its out of fear.
7. I get depressed sometimes again do not know why. I do love my life.
8. I try not to but I get jealous
9. I also have to look at myself in the mirror everytime I walk passed it but could care less what you look like.
10. There is probablly more but can't think of any right now
1. I fart a lot in the morning.....lol
2. I try to act tough and for the most part I am but I am very sensitive and get hurt easy with words.
3. I have had 3 threesomes but do not care to anymore. been there done that....lol
4. I masterbate, but come on, who doesn't
5. I smoke
6. I have a very short temper when it comes to my children, why I do not know, I am working on this. I think its out of fear.
7. I get depressed sometimes again do not know why. I do love my life.
8. I try not to but I get jealous
9. I also have to look at myself in the mirror everytime I walk passed it but could care less what you look like.
10. There is probablly more but can't think of any right now
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on Oct. 20, 2007 at 10:27 AM
1. I'm a (mostly) non-practicing bulemic.
2. Even though I'm married to a great guy and have a perfect kid and two loving pups, I'm really lonely right now.
3. I think two really important medications I'm taking are not working. (for depression and blood pressure)
4. My BP was 200/99 when my son was a day away from being born.
5. Sometimes I hate my husband. He doesn't deserve that.
6. I'm also completely obsessed with how I look and often tell myself that I'm disgusting, but I still don't exercise with any regularity.
7. I'm a hardcore TV junkie. It's rarely off.
8. I am an intellectual snob.
8a. I also judge people on their typing abilities.
8b. I am a grammar-nazi.
9. I'm still madly in lust with my college mentor and sometimes we still talk.
10. I wish I'd had an affair with above-mentioned when I had a chance and before I got married.
11. One of my old flames kissed me and I didn't stop him. Worse, he ended up being my husband's coworker.
More some other time, perhaps.
2. Even though I'm married to a great guy and have a perfect kid and two loving pups, I'm really lonely right now.
3. I think two really important medications I'm taking are not working. (for depression and blood pressure)
4. My BP was 200/99 when my son was a day away from being born.
5. Sometimes I hate my husband. He doesn't deserve that.
6. I'm also completely obsessed with how I look and often tell myself that I'm disgusting, but I still don't exercise with any regularity.
7. I'm a hardcore TV junkie. It's rarely off.
8. I am an intellectual snob.
8a. I also judge people on their typing abilities.
8b. I am a grammar-nazi.
9. I'm still madly in lust with my college mentor and sometimes we still talk.
10. I wish I'd had an affair with above-mentioned when I had a chance and before I got married.
11. One of my old flames kissed me and I didn't stop him. Worse, he ended up being my husband's coworker.
More some other time, perhaps.
Laura
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- Mom to 1 perfect son.
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on Oct. 20, 2007 at 10:59 AM
9. I never realized before how many o's are in monogomous
jess, you make me giggle!! wow, this is really deep. once it's up there there's no turning back....
1.i'm totally into trying to be environmentally responsible but i let the water run in the sink when i do the dishes (i feel totally guilty about it but the thought of touching scummy stagnant dishwater grosses me out)
2.i'm terribly socially awkward and have very few 'real' friends
3.i drink alot more than i should, even though i'm on prozac (which you're not supposed to mix). sometimes i get as drunk as i can before my bf comes home from work and then hide the evidence cuz i know he'd be mad.
4.it takes alot for me to come to terms with the fact that i'm human. most people are just mindless sheep following each other around - they don't care what's going on around them and they don't bother to think for themselves. i guess i feel like i'm 'above' that and it disgusts me to think that i have to be 'one of them' weather i like it or not. that sounds pretty bitchy now that i read it, but it's the way i honestly feel.
jess, you make me giggle!! wow, this is really deep. once it's up there there's no turning back....
1.i'm totally into trying to be environmentally responsible but i let the water run in the sink when i do the dishes (i feel totally guilty about it but the thought of touching scummy stagnant dishwater grosses me out)
2.i'm terribly socially awkward and have very few 'real' friends
3.i drink alot more than i should, even though i'm on prozac (which you're not supposed to mix). sometimes i get as drunk as i can before my bf comes home from work and then hide the evidence cuz i know he'd be mad.
4.it takes alot for me to come to terms with the fact that i'm human. most people are just mindless sheep following each other around - they don't care what's going on around them and they don't bother to think for themselves. i guess i feel like i'm 'above' that and it disgusts me to think that i have to be 'one of them' weather i like it or not. that sounds pretty bitchy now that i read it, but it's the way i honestly feel.
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on Oct. 20, 2007 at 4:03 PM
Les...only a Catholic would create this post (heehee). Thank you for doing it though.
1. I am bipolar
2. I literally loathe myself.
3. I am convinced that my husband doesn't love me and is only with me out of obligation.
4. I hate sex and could totally live without it.
5. My father is a pedophile but not to me which almost makes it worse.
6. I fantasize about having an eating disorder.
7. I sometimes wish that I wasn't a mom.
P.S. Jess, I had no idea you were a stripper. Good for you, but I'm glad you're quitting!! (:
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on Oct. 20, 2007 at 7:59 PM
Quote:Ok it took me a second to get that, it never even occurred to me. I am a converted Catholic of two years and have only been once, guess I should go but I honestly feel better saying these things here. LOL :)
Les...only a Catholic would create this post (heehee). Thank you for doing it though.
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on Oct. 20, 2007 at 8:08 PM
Quoting LesHug:I don't blame you. I think this group is the least judgemental group, I've ever known (or not known). Maybe, we can all learn from eachother by sharing our deepest darkest secrets. Thanks for starting it.Quote:Ok it took me a second to get that, it never even occurred to me. I am a converted Catholic of two years and have only been once, guess I should go but I honestly feel better saying these things here. LOL :)
Les...only a Catholic would create this post (heehee). Thank you for doing it though.
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on Oct. 20, 2007 at 8:14 PM
Wow...this is a great post. I'm honestly feeling way better about my issues because I know I'm not alone.
1) I have anger issues, and have snapped at my son verbally...
2) I fantasize about sex w/ men
3) Sometimes I am so afraid of losing my wife and son, I wonder if I ought to leave first
4) I don't purge anymore, but I think about it regularly
5) I'm afraid of success
6) I'm a music snob and an intellectual snob, but somehow on the computer it rarely bothers me anymore. I do have a friend who says, "Partake of the Partoke" to grate my nerves....it works
7) My wife and I rarely have sex, maybe once quarterly
8) I hate my job so much some days that I just want to cry
9) I disgree with my boss's style of parenting, but I support it anyway
10) I cuss like a trucker...my 28 month old said, "Sheesus Kist" the other day, that's toddler for Jesus Christ...I felt like shit.
11) I'm jealous of my wife because her father is still alive and she can call him all the time, or stop by his house
I could sit here for a while, but in the interest of not being "that girl", I'll stop.
*sigh*
1) I have anger issues, and have snapped at my son verbally...
2) I fantasize about sex w/ men
3) Sometimes I am so afraid of losing my wife and son, I wonder if I ought to leave first
4) I don't purge anymore, but I think about it regularly
5) I'm afraid of success
6) I'm a music snob and an intellectual snob, but somehow on the computer it rarely bothers me anymore. I do have a friend who says, "Partake of the Partoke" to grate my nerves....it works
7) My wife and I rarely have sex, maybe once quarterly
8) I hate my job so much some days that I just want to cry
9) I disgree with my boss's style of parenting, but I support it anyway
10) I cuss like a trucker...my 28 month old said, "Sheesus Kist" the other day, that's toddler for Jesus Christ...I felt like shit.
11) I'm jealous of my wife because her father is still alive and she can call him all the time, or stop by his house
I could sit here for a while, but in the interest of not being "that girl", I'll stop.
*sigh*
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