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God Thinks

Posted by on Feb. 25, 2008 at 4:25 PM
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This is a song by Voltaire from the album Almost Human, and a recent post on this group made me think of it:

God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks

God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're an idiot
God prefers a heretic

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw the stone
and using His name for your own agenda

God is a liberal
God is a democrat
God wants you to vote republican
never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
and says it's absolute truth
its lies and it smells like death
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
if you want to start a holy war?

self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown
'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is Everything

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Posted by on Feb. 25, 2008 at 4:25 PM
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BigMommaJesca
by Group Owner on Feb. 25, 2008 at 4:35 PM
Big Voltaire fan here, but though I like his music, I don't always agree with his views.  If there is a god, I don't think he/she hates ANYONE, even the haters. 

I do agree with this:  "never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god and says it's absolute truth."  Man...I see that WAY too often.

Janaki, where are you from?  I know a Janaki, and I don't imagine it's an incredibly over-used name.


BigMommaJesca
by Group Owner on Feb. 25, 2008 at 4:38 PM
Durr...nevermind.  I just noticed your siggy and that your name is JESSICA. 

Good name.  :-P


Janaki
by on Feb. 25, 2008 at 4:45 PM

Quoting BigMommaJesca:

Big Voltaire fan here, but though I like his music, I don't always agree with his views.  If there is a god, I don't think he/she hates ANYONE, even the haters. 

I do agree with this:  "never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god and says it's absolute truth."  Man...I see that WAY too often.

Janaki, where are you from?  I know a Janaki, and I don't imagine it's an incredibly over-used name.

I think that's kind of his point, that if God exists he doesn't hate anyone. 

lol, I think I need to make a new screen name!  This is left over from my Hare Krishna days, and I left that behind a long time ago!  It's just a royal pain in the butt to make a new profile and upload pictures on CM and then try finding my friends again.  Plus I don't know how that would affect the groups I own!

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bluesmomNC
by on Feb. 25, 2008 at 4:50 PM


never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
and says it's absolute truth

I like this part a lot.  In my mind the great universal one is walking around scratching her head & wondering why we all don't get it......


BigMommaJesca
by Group Owner on Feb. 25, 2008 at 4:51 PM

Quoting Janaki:


Quoting BigMommaJesca:

Big Voltaire fan here, but though I like his music, I don't always agree with his views.  If there is a god, I don't think he/she hates ANYONE, even the haters. 

I do agree with this:  "never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god and says it's absolute truth."  Man...I see that WAY too often.

Janaki, where are you from?  I know a Janaki, and I don't imagine it's an incredibly over-used name.

I think that's kind of his point, that if God exists he doesn't hate anyone. 

lol, I think I need to make a new screen name!  This is left over from my Hare Krishna days, and I left that behind a long time ago!  It's just a royal pain in the butt to make a new profile and upload pictures on CM and then try finding my friends again.  Plus I don't know how that would affect the groups I own!

Nah, just leave the name.  It's pretty anyway.

I don't know...to say "God thinks you're a waste of flesh," it seems like Voltaire thinks that, if there was a God, he'd hate all the people who say and do stupid things in his name.

Oh my god....I just realized that I don't have any Voltaire on my playlist!  I used to, but the link went funny and I had to delete it!  WHAT am I THINKING?

Gonna fix it now.

btw:  this line actually kind of (sort of) sums up my personal feelings on God:

'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is Everything


Hippiemama98
by on Feb. 26, 2008 at 9:53 AM
** god never listens to what i say,
    god never listens to what i say,
    and you won't get a refund if you over pray

this is a line from a phish song that i always identified with. i think some people think that if they just pray and pray, everything in their lives will turn out just fine. this is one of my biggest problems with the christian religion. you have to work at life, you can't just expect your faith to do the work for you. it bugs me so much that some people don't seem to understand this, and then they sit back and cry like a victim when things get bad for them. it also makes me think of the quote : "two hands working can accomplish more than a thousand clasped in prayer." i don't know who said that, but it sure makes sense to me.

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