Underwear ARE important! (PIOG)

 If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the
> morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.
>
> Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
> working under your vehicle...From the Northwest
> Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
> couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
> their car break down in the parking lot.
>
> The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
> while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned
> later to see a small group of people near the car. On
> closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
> protruding from under the chassis.
>
> Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
> turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
> Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
> stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
> and tucked everything back into place.
>
> She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face
> the crowd. She looked across the hood and found
> herself staring at her husband, who had been standing
> idly by.
>
> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in
> his forehead.