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It seems there may actually be something to that Mile High Air in Denver after all.
With the recent incidents of blown and/or missed calls by NFL officials at consecutive games in the mile high city the NFL has opened an investigation into whether or not there really is “Magic” in the air.
“We can’t be certain, but given the recent events we have to do our due diligence to ensure that every game is played on a level and even playing field” said commissioner Roger Goodell.
The investigation stems from games in which the Denver Broncos defeated both the San Diego Chargers and the New Orleans Saints in which officiating discrepancies were observed and said to have aided the Broncos efforts to come out victorious.
“It’s possible that there may be potential magical particles in the air given the altitude” stated Myles A. Pleasure head of the American Association of Magical Potential (AAMP). “These magic particles have the ability to cause certain people to lose focus and possibly even impair what would be normal judgment”
Pleasure also went on to state that “If enough of these particles are present in the air it will cause delusions of grandeur in fans of the losing team. It gives them the sense that a football game consists of only 2 minutes of play and not actually 60 minutes”
Goodell intoned that he did not think there was anything afoul in Denver, but given the outcome of the two games and the severe outcry from fans he felt it was in the NFL’s best interest to ensure that everything was on the up and up.
Denver Bronco head coach Mike Shanahan in a recent press conference stated “Let the NFL go about their investigation, we have a game to play this Sunday and we have to prepare for that.”
In the background of the press conference it was observed that stadium staff at Invesco Field were running around scooping air into mason’s jars. Possibly for transport to KC where the Broncos play on the road this weekend.
Whatever the outcome of the investigation this is sure to taint the very fine start that the Broncos have had to the season.
“What’s next, my insulin is spiked with Brett Favre fairy dust” said a disgusted Jay Cutler. “We’ve played hard and earned these victories, you don’t see us complaining that the sea air in San Diego provides an advantage to the Chargers.”
So last year it was “Spygate” and this year it appears that it will be “Mile High Magicgate”. To the remaining visiting teams at Invesco two words of advice…
Get the officials some of those paper face masks, and
SUCK IT UP…the Broncos are rolling!!!
It seems there may actually be something to that Mile High Air in Denver after all.
With the recent incidents of blown and/or missed calls by NFL officials at consecutive games in the mile high city the NFL has opened an investigation into whether or not there really is “Magic” in the air.
“We can’t be certain, but given the recent events we have to do our due diligence to ensure that every game is played on a level and even playing field” said commissioner Roger Goodell.
The investigation stems from games in which the Denver Broncos defeated both the San Diego Chargers and the New Orleans Saints in which officiating discrepancies were observed and said to have aided the Broncos efforts to come out victorious.
“It’s possible that there may be potential magical particles in the air given the altitude” stated Myles A. Pleasure head of the American Association of Magical Potential (AAMP). “These magic particles have the ability to cause certain people to lose focus and possibly even impair what would be normal judgment”
Pleasure also went on to state that “If enough of these particles are present in the air it will cause delusions of grandeur in fans of the losing team. It gives them the sense that a football game consists of only 2 minutes of play and not actually 60 minutes”
Goodell intoned that he did not think there was anything afoul in Denver, but given the outcome of the two games and the severe outcry from fans he felt it was in the NFL’s best interest to ensure that everything was on the up and up.
Denver Bronco head coach Mike Shanahan in a recent press conference stated “Let the NFL go about their investigation, we have a game to play this Sunday and we have to prepare for that.”
In the background of the press conference it was observed that stadium staff at Invesco Field were running around scooping air into mason’s jars. Possibly for transport to KC where the Broncos play on the road this weekend.
Whatever the outcome of the investigation this is sure to taint the very fine start that the Broncos have had to the season.
“What’s next, my insulin is spiked with Brett Favre fairy dust” said a disgusted Jay Cutler. “We’ve played hard and earned these victories, you don’t see us complaining that the sea air in San Diego provides an advantage to the Chargers.”
So last year it was “Spygate” and this year it appears that it will be “Mile High Magicgate”. To the remaining visiting teams at Invesco two words of advice…
Get the officials some of those paper face masks, and
SUCK IT UP…the Broncos are rolling!!!
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