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Its National Tell a Joke Day

Posted by on Aug. 16, 2012 at 12:46 AM
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  A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''


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Dodie702
by on Aug. 16, 2012 at 12:39 PM
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry!
This is the one the kids tell me all day long...lol
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earthangel1967
by on Aug. 16, 2012 at 5:13 PM


Quoting Dodie702:

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry!
This is the one the kids tell me all day long...lol


haha better than the ones I heard when my 5 kids went thru a terrible knock knock phase, I remember traveling 4 hours straight with them in the car and they are trying to make me do knock knock jokes with them that they MADE UP that didnt make anyyyyyyyy sense whatsoever by any stretch of the imagination and yet they would laugh hysterically  after an hour or so I got smart and pretendded to fall asleep haha

  YVONNE

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