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The Walmart doctor!

Posted by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 8:55 PM
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - Alot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5.. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.


by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 8:55 PM
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norahsmommy
by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 8:57 PM

Thanks I really needed that laugh!

xoxoamber2010
by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 8:59 PM

Hahahaha:)laughing

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AES514
by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 9:00 PM

lmao. that is awesome

LivinDeadGurl
by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 9:01 PM

Haha!

Miss-B
by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 9:03 PM

youre welcome

Quoting norahsmommy:

Thanks I really needed that laugh!



cherrycheri
by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 9:04 PM

LMFAO

NattysMommy
by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 9:07 PM

 Haha awesome!!

sonshinemomma
by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 9:07 PM

TOO funny! Loved it!

krystie-tina
by Bronze Member on Aug. 31, 2010 at 9:09 PM

rolling on floor

Dreamer313
by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 9:41 PM
ROTFLMAO! That's great!!
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