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Lets see who are the smartest moms in this group

Posted by on Jun. 3, 2011 at 10:48 PM
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Try to answer these if you dare....

If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done?

If love is blind, then why is lingere so popular?

If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

There was a train with exactly 87 people (including the conductor and driver). The train crashed and no one died, but on the police list, it said two dead. How is this so?

An astronaut lands on the planet Zebor and is confronted by two identical aliens : one who always tells the truth and the other one who always tells lies. There are two doors, one leading to a cave of unlimited riches and the other to a giant human eating plant. He is allowed to ask one of the aliens one question to choose the right door. What should he ask?

A man rides to town on Saturday, stays two nights, and then rides home on Wednesday. How does this happen? (and yes he definitely stays two nights!!)

Every day a man leaves his apartment on the 46th floor and rides the lift down to the first floor to go to work. Every evening at about 6 pm he gets in the lift, takes the lift up to the 38th floor, gets out and walks up the stairs the for the remaing eight floors until he reaches the 46th floor. Why?


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TexasWife
by on Jun. 3, 2011 at 10:59 PM

 

There was a train with exactly 87 people (including the conductor and driver). The train crashed and no one died, but on the police list, it said two dead. How is this so?

It wasn't the people on the train. It was the passengers of the car or possibly an animal.

TexasWife
by on Jun. 3, 2011 at 11:02 PM

A man rides to town on Saturday, stays two nights, and then rides home on Wednesday. How does this happen? (and yes he definitely stays two nights!!)

He stays sunday evening and monday evening in a hotel. He rides to the town saturday evening and arrives on sunday. Same as he leaves tuesday evening and arrives home on wednesday.

TexasWife
by on Jun. 3, 2011 at 11:03 PM

 

Every day a man leaves his apartment on the 46th floor and rides the lift down to the first floor to go to work. Every evening at about 6 pm he gets in the lift, takes the lift up to the 38th floor, gets out and walks up the stairs the for the remaing eight floors until he reaches the 46th floor. Why?

for some reason I believe this has to do with superstition.

diffrentbutcute
by on Jun. 3, 2011 at 11:07 PM
Quoting TexasWife:

 


There was a train with exactly 87 people (including the conductor and driver). The train crashed and no one died, but on the police list, it said two dead. How is this so?


It wasn't the people on the train. It was the passengers of the car or possibly an animal.




The train was carrying coffins with dead people in them?
diffrentbutcute
by on Jun. 3, 2011 at 11:08 PM
If a turtle loses it's shell... It's dead. Lol
diffrentbutcute
by on Jun. 3, 2011 at 11:09 PM
There is am experation date on sour cream to prevent it from going rancid.
bdflykisses
by on Jun. 3, 2011 at 11:11 PM


Quoting TexasWife:

 

Every day a man leaves his apartment on the 46th floor and rides the lift down to the first floor to go to work. Every evening at about 6 pm he gets in the lift, takes the lift up to the 38th floor, gets out and walks up the stairs the for the remaing eight floors until he reaches the 46th floor. Why?

for some reason I believe this has to do with superstition.

He's a midget... he can't reach the button for the 46th floor!

brandonsmom2010
by on Jun. 3, 2011 at 11:15 PM
Wednesday is his horses name

Quoting TexasWife:


A man rides to town on Saturday, stays two nights, and then rides home on Wednesday. How does this happen? (and yes he definitely stays two nights!!)


He stays sunday evening and monday evening in a hotel. He rides to the town saturday evening and arrives on sunday. Same as he leaves tuesday evening and arrives home on wednesday.


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bdflykisses
by on Jun. 3, 2011 at 11:19 PM

An astronaut lands on the planet Zebor and is confronted by two identical aliens : one who always tells the truth and the other one who always tells lies. There are two doors, one leading to a cave of unlimited riches and the other to a giant human eating plant. He is allowed to ask one of the aliens one question to choose the right door. What should he ask?

You don't know which one is the liar and which is the truth teller. So you ask one which door the other one would direct you to if you wanted to find the treasure and then pick the other door. The liar would lie and say that the other alien would direct you to the door with the plant behind it. The truth teller you tell the truth and say that the liar would direct you to the door with the plant behind it so you have to pick the opposite door to the one you are directed to by either alien.

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