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The stupid sayings we said when we were little

Posted by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 12:35 AM
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Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made, stick your finger up the hole now you got a tootsie roll. I swear to god if I ever hear my kids say anything like that I will smack them silly lol. At the time I had no idea what it meant but geesh where did we even learn that crap?! Do you remember any of the silly or inappropriate sayings from when you were young?

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StackedX3
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 12:40 AM
Hahaha!!! How bout apples on a stick just make me sick, makes my heart go 246....etc. Mom used to ground us for that one. Dont know why.....great post!!!!
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ambermarie2006
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 12:40 AM

I remember a rhyme we used to do that sounded like curse words but you changed mid way.


Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...

Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know.

mom2ljh
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 12:40 AM

OMG!  I had never heard that until my husband said it.  He still does from time to time.  GAG!!!

BlssdMama
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 12:42 AM
I remember this one! It was one of my favorites!

Quoting ambermarie2006:

I remember a rhyme we used to do that sounded like curse words but you changed mid way.



Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...

Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know.

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LindsayLL
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 12:46 AM

Haha i love that the version I knew went like this

Miss Susie had a tug boat
the tug boat had a bell
miss susie went to heaven
the tug boat went to

HELLO operator give me number 9
and if you disconect me I'll kick you from

BEHIND the refridgerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie fell upon it and broke her little

ASK me no more questions
Ill tell you no more lies
Miss Susie told me this
the day before she died


lol  I like yours better!

Quoting ambermarie2006:

I remember a rhyme we used to do that sounded like curse words but you changed mid way.


Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...

Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know.


CuSukha
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 12:48 AM

omg that had me dying, I've never heard the last line of it. I'm sure I said lots of stupid stuff but don't remmeber anything worth sharing

LindsayLL
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 12:51 AM

I know some other ones but they are a little racist so I hope they dont offend anyone!

I like coffee, I like tea
I like the black boy and he likes me.
Stand back white boy you dont shine
you got bumps on your face like frankenstine.
Sittin in a rocker eatin betty crocker
watchin the clock go
tick tock shawalawalawala tick tock shawalawalawala
Freeze! (it was a little hand clapping game and when you get to freeze you are holding your hands like guns and whoever blinks or anything first looses)

then I remember

Me Chinese, Me play Jokes, Me go pee pee in your coke....

awful lol 

ambermarie2006
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 12:52 AM

Lol I remember this one too! Where the h*ll did we learn these I wonder? LOL

Quoting LindsayLL:

I know some other ones but they are a little racist so I hope they dont offend anyone!

I like coffee, I like tea
I like the black boy and he likes me.
Stand back white boy you dont shine
you got bumps on your face like frankenstine.
Sittin in a rocker eatin betty crocker
watchin the clock go
tick tock shawalawalawala tick tock shawalawalawala
Freeze! (it was a little hand clapping game and when you get to freeze you are holding your hands like guns and whoever blinks or anything first looses)

then I remember

Me Chinese, Me play Jokes, Me go pee pee in your coke....

awful lol 


MumsTheWord571
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 12:56 AM

Beans beans the musical fruit,

the more you eat the more you toot!

Bekah062205
by on Jul. 8, 2011 at 12:57 AM

*while rolling up your shirt*

1,2,3,4 lets go up a little more

5,6,7,8 sorry boys its coffee break.....

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