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Dear Giant Red Truck Driver...........

Posted by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 4:10 PM
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GET OFF MY ASS!

It rained, sleeted, then SNOWED!

The roads SUCK!

I'm well aware that to make up for your tiny manhood, you felt the need to buy a giant truck & that it has 4-wheel drive......

My tiny car DOES NOT have 4-wheel drive! So, I'm taking it slow!

If you don't back off, I will be forced to slam on my breaks, rip my stairing wheel out & shove it up your ass!

If you enjoy that, I will mollywhop on your face with my boots!

GAHHhHHHh!!!! O_o

If I wanted to get rear ended today, I would have dropped my pants & grabbed my ankles in front of my DH!

PS. Bobby hasn't called me yet. AF is late, kids are crabby, & my heater in my car just broke! I may or may not be crabby! :(

That is all.
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Robe739IsBack
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Bump
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TashaB82
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 4:12 PM
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Damn! Hope ur day gets better! And u see red soon!
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JennMcBride
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Lol I'm so sorry but the steering wheel comment got me! Not to mention my DH has a giant 4X4 and its red...thought for a min it might have been him when I saw the title lmbo!
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kngarber
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 4:14 PM
=(
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Robe739IsBack
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 4:15 PM
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If it is, tell him to run when he sees a crazy eyed 5ft tall blond woman running at him with a steering wheel...... RUN! O_o


Quoting JennMcBride:

Lol I'm so sorry but the steering wheel comment got me! Not to mention my DH has a giant 4X4 and its red...thought for a min it might have been him when I saw the title lmbo!

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miller060905
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Sooo.... AF is late eh?
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EmmaZate
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 4:16 PM

OKay, I know your day kindof Sucks and this guy was clearly an ass, But that was Funny as hell


Robe739IsBack
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Shut up smartass! I'm fixed! :-P


Quoting miller060905:

Sooo.... AF is late eh?

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JennMcBride
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 4:21 PM
LMAO its 70 here and no snow so I think he's safe


Quoting Robe739IsBack:

If it is, tell him to run when he sees a crazy eyed 5ft tall blond woman running at him with a steering wheel...... RUN! O_o




Quoting JennMcBride:

Lol I'm so sorry but the steering wheel comment got me! Not to mention my DH has a giant 4X4 and its red...thought for a min it might have been him when I saw the title lmbo!


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miller060905
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Mmmhhmmmm! Things can still happen you know!!! ;)

Quoting Robe739IsBack:

Shut up smartass! I'm fixed! :-P




Quoting miller060905:

Sooo.... AF is late eh?

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