The cheesier the better!!!!!
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on Feb. 16, 2012 at 6:01 PM
Damn, girl, let me back that thang up! To which I replied, "um, how about no?"
He said,"fuck you then." Lol, now THAT'S game
He said,"fuck you then." Lol, now THAT'S game
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on Feb. 16, 2012 at 6:04 PM
My hubby has some good ones. But I think my fave is 'if you were a bugger I'd pick you first'
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on Feb. 16, 2012 at 6:04 PM
When I was 18 I worked @ the mall as a balloon salesgirl. Now back then we literally wore the balloons. Imagine a giant bouquet of balloons attached to a TINY girl.
Some guy comes up, "Arent you afraid you might fly away?"
Me, "not really."
Him, "wanna fly away in my arms?"
Me, "not really."
To which his buddies were all-Oooohhh!! Lol
Some guy comes up, "Arent you afraid you might fly away?"
Me, "not really."
Him, "wanna fly away in my arms?"
Me, "not really."
To which his buddies were all-Oooohhh!! Lol
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on Feb. 16, 2012 at 6:05 PM
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants.
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on Feb. 16, 2012 at 6:09 PM
Hey baby whats your sign?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
If i told you you had a nice body wouldyou hold it against me?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
If i told you you had a nice body wouldyou hold it against me?
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LOL that was my current BFs first line to me! He's half guyanese. We went to high school together, and we had lockers next to each other. I never even said hi to him yet and one day he said "do you have any guyanese in you?" to which I replied no, and he said "would you like to?"
Lol, it was love at first sight.
Lol, it was love at first sight.
Quoting veggiebender:My husband asked me if I wanted a little Indian in me...(Since he is partially Cherokee).
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on Feb. 16, 2012 at 6:14 PM
Lol! Men are so cheeky!
Quoting Jay9xoxo:
LOL that was my current BFs first line to me! He's half guyanese. We went to high school together, and we had lockers next to each other. I never even said hi to him yet and one day he said "do you have any guyanese in you?" to which I replied no, and he said "would you like to?"
Lol, it was love at first sight.
Quoting veggiebender:My husband asked me if I wanted a little Indian in me...(Since he is partially Cherokee).
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