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Oh Yes.... The "Meat Man" Just Came......

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YUP! Literally! He rang my doorbell & introduced himself as "The Meat Man". -_-

With his truck-load of meat, he began his well-practiced speech about how good his meat is. O_o

*I Interrupt*

"We have 3 full-sized freezers full of beef from the cows that we raise & butcher ourselves."

*Evil Grin*

He *shrugs* & says BUH-BYE!

*giggle*

Now, if only I could figure out how to get rid of the Jahovah's Witnesses that quickly? :/



**Disclaimer: No offense to any JW's. I just prefer to not have door-to-door Religious salesmen at my home. ;)
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by on May. 1, 2012 at 2:16 PM
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LilMamaK
by Kaht on May. 1, 2012 at 3:41 PM

 LMAO!!!

*~*Wifey To Tommy(2.4.11), Mommy to Allyana(7.5.08), & Our angel baby Jovanny(3.6.10)*~*

Mrs.Kg8500
by on May. 1, 2012 at 3:42 PM
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Thanks Robe just spit my food outta my mouth laughing!!
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Robe739IsBack
by on May. 1, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Luckyyyy!

He was all: "come look at my giant load of meat."

And i'm all: "Bish! I got more meat than you're ever seen in a lifetime!"

He's all: "But, MY meat is better!"

And i'm like:" Oh hell nawww! My meat is fat-free, naturally fed, man-handles by ME personally, & tastes sooo damn good!"

Then he ran away crying. :/


Quoting Gealach:

No one ever rings my bell to talk to me about his meat :(


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mom_of_one_2010
by Gold Member on May. 1, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Answer the door nakie
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i.love.my.life
by Member on May. 1, 2012 at 3:59 PM
We get them here too and I tell them the same thing. Lol
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MamaLub
by on May. 1, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Tell them you have three freezers full of jahova witnesses.
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Robe739IsBack
by on May. 1, 2012 at 4:01 PM
I literally just LMFAO!!! *tears* woke kaylee up out of a dead sleep & snorted all at the same time!!!


Quoting MamaLub:

Tell them you have three freezers full of jahova witnesses.

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IncognitoOne
by Silver Member on May. 1, 2012 at 4:01 PM
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LOL!

I told him I was a vegetarian....and he said "you don't even eat hot dogs?" "No. We don't eat meat, or eggs." "Not even your kids?" "Not even the kids."

Haven't seen him in 3 years :) LOL

Jehova's witness....just start telling them what YOUR bible says ;)  Haha.

Robe739IsBack
by on May. 1, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Then they'd NEVER leave! *grins*


Quoting mom_of_one_2010:

Answer the door nakie

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MommieSDW
by on May. 1, 2012 at 4:03 PM

Tell the JW how much better your meat is.

Hehehehhee. Giggity.

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