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Oh Yes.... The "Meat Man" Just Came......

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YUP! Literally! He rang my doorbell & introduced himself as "The Meat Man". -_-

With his truck-load of meat, he began his well-practiced speech about how good his meat is. O_o

*I Interrupt*

"We have 3 full-sized freezers full of beef from the cows that we raise & butcher ourselves."

*Evil Grin*

He *shrugs* & says BUH-BYE!

*giggle*

Now, if only I could figure out how to get rid of the Jahovah's Witnesses that quickly? :/



**Disclaimer: No offense to any JW's. I just prefer to not have door-to-door Religious salesmen at my home. ;)
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by on May. 1, 2012 at 2:16 PM
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ilovecandy
by Ruby Member on May. 1, 2012 at 4:05 PM
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the meat man........hahaha!!!!! I just tell the JW's that im pagan, love and light and close the door quickly. ugh.....

rachelcarnival
by on May. 1, 2012 at 4:12 PM

I was in the middle of telling the "meat man" that came to my house that we were vegetarians, when my son yells, "Mom, the chicken is burning!!". oops! I just shut the door in his face. I'm a bad liar...

Jenny_Penny89
by on May. 1, 2012 at 4:14 PM

 LMAO!!!!! 

Chibi_Kitten
by Krystal on May. 1, 2012 at 4:34 PM

 I'm jealous, I've never had a meat man come to my place! Where do you live? lol

I get Jehova's Witnesses here all the time but they never want to talk evolution or Satan with me.

Wydowness
by Kusabi on May. 1, 2012 at 4:40 PM
The meat man? I picture a guy in a bloody apron
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KynTuffsMom
by on May. 1, 2012 at 4:41 PM
We just had the meat man come a couple months ago. I told him the same thing. Still had a hard time getting him to leave. I said "we have two deep freezers full of beef, pork and venison. We have enough meat to last a VERY long time. We know where our meat comes from, as its 'home grown'." Looked at me dumbfounded for a while then said he would stop back by in 3 months or so. Wont he be dissapointed when he gets the same response next time?!
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i.m.r.
by on May. 1, 2012 at 4:43 PM
We don't have the meat man lol. But I am way to immature to not laugh hysterically during that speech :)

Our JW's don't go door to door but they do stand on the street and then follow you talking about Jesus and blah. I finally figured out that if you say "well your god doesn't like homosexuals and I'm a lesbian" they turn around and walk away. Now I use it everytime even though it's not entirely true, anything to get them to stop following me to work lol.
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saltyalley1227
by on May. 1, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Just say the same thing but change "meat" to "children" lmao. Works every time.
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LiveLaughLove00
by on May. 1, 2012 at 4:53 PM
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Heres how to get rid of them!


(no offense i got the pic from ifunny not my caption)
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OnTheCrazyTrain
by on May. 1, 2012 at 5:03 PM
lol the meat man? I am way too immature for that haha. We were talking about mighty tacos earlier a restraunt in ny and yea miss gutter brain here took it to a whole new level lol
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