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"I'm a Homo! I'm a Homo! I'M A HOMO!"

Posted by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:35 PM
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Uuuhhhmmmm....

I was sitting in my front yard playing with my youngest DD.

Joey (8yo DS) was in the backyard playing with some neighborhood kids....


Suddenly, I hear Joey's voice getting closer, as he runs around the corner of my house yelling: "I'm a homo! I'm a homo! I'm a homo!" Over & over again. O_o

Not exactly sure how to respond to him, I give him a "WTF are you DOING?" Kinda look....

He runs past me & whispers: "Don't worry mom! It's just a dare!"

I'm all.... Ohhh... Oookay....

*lightbulb*

WOAHHH!! WAIT!! WHAAaaAt?!?! Oh hell nawwwww!

My boy aint playin Truth Or Dare with the neighborhood girls?!? NO WAY!!

Last I had checked they were playing an innocent game of KICK BALL!!! O_o



I walk towards the backyard as I hear my DS dare the blond girl (3 years older) to kiss him! ^_^

Nice try young man!!! Nice try!


And, here I thought my teen daughter would be the first to try sum shit like this! :/

Shoot Me!!! -_-
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Robe739IsBack
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:37 PM
PS. YES! I stopped the truth or dare game!

Boooo!!! I'm such a mean mommy! :-P
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Meg2011425
by Gold Member on May. 1, 2012 at 9:40 PM
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Lol. My mom did that. My first bf was dared to kiss me and he tookme home and our front porch light popped on and I saw my moms face out the window and his mom honked the car horn. Lol. I was 10.
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Jenn8604
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:42 PM
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lol hes a boy of course it was gonna happen w him first.
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ProudMomma1022
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:43 PM
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Awesome! Haha was she at least cute?! Hes gotta have his dads taste in women!!!!! Hes GOT to lol. *get some joey*

I mean good for you steph put a stop to that shit! ;)
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jessistarr85
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:46 PM

lol

MommyandBecca
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:47 PM
Lol that's funny
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cowboysgirl2810
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:52 PM
Hahaha! He's a COUGAR CHASER! Lol!

Good job momma! Cut that siz now! Don't want your cute lil man sending the wrong messages! ;)
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Robe739IsBack
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:55 PM
Ohhh nooo! U did NOT just encourage him!!! *stares*



Though, i'm pretty fuggin sure Joe's gonna laugh his ass off! :/

And, YES! The little girl is beautiful.

Just shoot me! -_-


Quoting ProudMomma1022:

Awesome! Haha was she at least cute?! Hes gotta have his dads taste in women!!!!! Hes GOT to lol. *get some joey*



I mean good for you steph put a stop to that shit! ;)

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Mrs.Torres2566
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:56 PM

I have been gone for a month (we just moved and it took awhile to get my wifi up and running) and this is the first post I saw. Classic! LOL!

I played truth or dare when when I was 13 with 2 of my friends and my 2 brothers. I dared my little brother to lick the inside of the toilet seat and my friend dared me to run down my street in my underwear and a tank top. Another time I paid my 11 year old brother to hold a sign by the side of a busy road that said "I'm a hermaphrodite." Good times! LMAO!

Robe739IsBack
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:58 PM
Ohh noo... Not MY boy. I'm raising him to be a gentleman! Errr.. So I thought? O_o


Quoting Jenn8604:

lol hes a boy of course it was gonna happen w him first.

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