I was sitting in my front yard playing with my youngest DD.
Joey (8yo DS) was in the backyard playing with some neighborhood kids....
Suddenly, I hear Joey's voice getting closer, as he runs around the corner of my house yelling: "I'm a homo! I'm a homo! I'm a homo!" Over & over again. O_o
Not exactly sure how to respond to him, I give him a "WTF are you DOING?" Kinda look....
He runs past me & whispers: "Don't worry mom! It's just a dare!"
I'm all.... Ohhh... Oookay....
WOAHHH!! WAIT!! WHAAaaAt?!?! Oh hell nawwwww!
My boy aint playin Truth Or Dare with the neighborhood girls?!? NO WAY!!
Last I had checked they were playing an innocent game of KICK BALL!!! O_o
I walk towards the backyard as I hear my DS dare the blond girl (3 years older) to kiss him! ^_^
Nice try young man!!! Nice try!
And, here I thought my teen daughter would be the first to try sum shit like this! :/
Shoot Me!!! -_-