Tell me how bad your absolute WORST date really was..
When I was 14, I was asked on my first date. We went to a skating rink, and he brought me an embarrassing giant pink bunny rabbit. I know its the thought that counts, but hey, I was a teen, and found it 'geeky'. And I was skating with him, trying to be nice, and he stuck his hands in my back pocket! o.o
I told him just to hold my hand because I was more comfortable with that, than having his hand planted on my ass, so we continued on our date.
Anyway, he then started kissing me, and I pulled away and he started crying. So I comforted him, told he was a nice guy, yadda yadda, and he asked me to be his girlfriend, and I nicely turned him down, and then he ran out the door bawling. I felt so bad.
After that, I was petrified to date.. it was a complete disaster!