'True Blood' Season 5 Extended Trailer Promises More Sex & Plasma Than Ever (VIDEO) Are you a fan?
There will be blood, Truebies.
So things are looking pretty ominous in Bon Temps this time around -- I mean, even more so than usual. At one point Lafayette calls Sookie an "angel of death!"
Hooker don't mess around, so sh*t must be ALL kinda crazy up in there.
Now I have even more questions about this season than I did before (namely, how much naked screentime will Alexander Skarsgard get, exactly?). And no matter how many times I replay the trailer and hit "pause," I'm still mystified!
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Here are my Top 5 True Blood Season 5 questions:
- Wtf, is Tara dead or not?!
- Um, did I just see Jessica feeding on Sookie in a bathroom stall (in a very mutual sort of erotic faerie/vampess moment)!?
- Why is Eric wearing a top hat and a "puffy shirt" with blood-covered hands like some kind of evil magician from a Dickens novel?
- Were Pam and Eric just ... you know ... ?!?!?!
- Were Sookie and Alcide just ... you know ... ?!?!?!
Can you answer any of these questions?! Watch:
What are your top True Blood Season 5 questions?
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