had to share here too!!! My bil's aunt works in a nursing home and she told me this story on saturday. what made it even funnier was she did the actions and she told it to a bunch of drunk people (I was completely sober and still found it hilarious!)
A little old lady in a nursing wore nothing but a trench coat. She went up to a man and flashed him while saying Super Pussy. She walked up to another guy and flashed him and said Super Pussy. At the end of the hall she flashed another man while saying Super Pussy. He looked her up and down and said "I guess I'll have the soup."