I love wrong number calls. Even more if the person is drunk.

[TexasWife]

Me: Hello?

Drunk Guy: Hey sweetie.

Me: I think you have the wrong number.

Drunk Guy: Pumpkin are you there? Sweetie can you hear me?

Me: I think you have the wrong number.

Drunk Guy: Beth is that you?

Me: I am not Beth.

Drunk Guy: Well fine. I can't send you shit anyways. (keeps on the line)

Me: (keeps on the line trying not to laugh)

Drunk guy: Bitch (hang up)

Me crack up laughing and post it to cafemom.

[StephB060811]

Lol that happened to me once before during the super bowl that the cardinals were in and i was drunk and so was the person that called me lol.

[sahm_of_rj]

I had one that went like this:
Me: Hello?
Lady: what's up?
Me: ..... Who are you looking for?
Lady: Diana? What are you doing?
Me: I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
*long pause*
Lady: no hablo ingles... Diana?
Me: ooookaaay well I do hablo ingles so OBVIOUSLY you have the wrong number!

I hung up, and she called back three times! And she had been calling me leaving messages for Diana (in English) even though my voicemail clearly said my name (which is not Diana) crazy lol

[TiffanyRose06]

That's funny! The only drunk calls I've gotten were from my ex when he was out at the bars with his friends -_-

[Ruthzaad]

I got a call from some drunk woman a few years ago. It was like 3am and as soon as I pick up she starts tearing into me, saying I'm such a whore and a home wrecker. I asked who it was but she just kept going. Then she says hold on bitch call waiting. So I'm laughing and I waited for her to click back over. After a few minutes she comes back on the line and apologizes because the person that beeped in was the person she thought I was. Lmao I can't stand drunks, such a waste of space.

[EmilysMom2010]

Bahahaha
It started out so sweet...

[sissy852]

lol when stuff like that happens i put dh on the phone. And it confuses the people sometimes

[cnlsmommy]

I have the same phone number but different area code to an old Italian lady. (our area codes are next to each other). People constantly call and leave me messages for her even though I clearly am not! I actually felt bad and called someone back one time because the lady hadn't shown up to church in weeks and they were worried about her! Ugh!

One time when I was little I tried to call my grandma and asked to speak with "grandma". I got this old lady on the phone and we talked awhile like I would to my grandma. Then, a younger lady says something about who gave grandma the phone, she doesn't know anybody anymore (Alzheimer's I'm assuming??), then she asks me who I am and I tell her and only then do I learn that I've been talking to the wrong grandma for 5 minutes! Lol