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farting in my sleep

Posted by on Sep. 8, 2012 at 11:13 PM
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Dh got home from work around 1am this morn. I took nyquil so I was knocked out. I don't remember him coming home. All I remember is the baby waking me up at 630. Well just now dh tells me I got him so irritated last night cuz he kept trying to cuddle me and all.I was doing was letting out these loud stinky farts. Lol. He said he ended rolling over and hugging the other side of the bed. He thought that I knew I was doing it. This was the first time today he mentioned it even though I've been with him all day and have not been gassy. Should I believe him?
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jessi19
by Bronze Member on Sep. 8, 2012 at 11:33 PM

I fart in my sleep! every boyfriend ive spent the night with has told me that. but not one of them have ever heard me do it while i was awake. i told my current SO he better get used to it if he wants to spend his life with me lol

TheBabyFactory4
by Catherine on Sep. 8, 2012 at 11:42 PM
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lol, oh i have no problem farting in front of dh, we have been together for 9 years. He's seen me push 4 babies out, push tampons in, been thrown up on and everything. but if im making stinky farts i want to at least get the pleasure out of irritating him and not sleeping through it, lol

Quoting jessi19:

I fart in my sleep! every boyfriend ive spent the night with has told me that. but not one of them have ever heard me do it while i was awake. i told my current SO he better get used to it if he wants to spend his life with me lol


Mami2oneboy
by Sara on Sep. 8, 2012 at 11:45 PM
Omg lol I have NEVER done that in front of mine, at least awake lmao
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LovelyMommy24
by on Sep. 8, 2012 at 11:50 PM

Well, would he really lie about that?

TheBabyFactory4
by Catherine on Sep. 8, 2012 at 11:53 PM
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i would hope not, lol

Quoting LovelyMommy24:

Well, would he really lie about that?


Gealach
by on Sep. 9, 2012 at 12:02 AM

It happens

peeking

TheBabyFactory4
by Catherine on Sep. 9, 2012 at 12:08 AM
Yep, he's done it to. He was just farting at the computer while we were discussing stuff lol

Quoting Gealach:

It happens

peeking

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Gealach
by on Sep. 9, 2012 at 12:09 AM


Quoting Mami2oneboy:

Omg lol I have NEVER done that in front of mine, at least awake lmao

Me either.

I would DIE lol


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maryjmom
by on Sep. 9, 2012 at 12:11 AM
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Lmao

Next time, load up on some beans, then get into bed with him. Snuggle up real close, get under the covers with him, and DUTCH OVEN HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!
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TheBabyFactory4
by Catherine on Sep. 9, 2012 at 12:16 AM
Lol. That would work if I ate beans. I can't stand them.

Quoting maryjmom:

Lmao



Next time, load up on some beans, then get into bed with him. Snuggle up real close, get under the covers with him, and DUTCH OVEN HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!
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