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Dh got home from work around 1am this morn. I took nyquil so I was knocked out. I don't remember him coming home. All I remember is the baby waking me up at 630. Well just now dh tells me I got him so irritated last night cuz he kept trying to cuddle me and all.I was doing was letting out these loud stinky farts. Lol. He said he ended rolling over and hugging the other side of the bed. He thought that I knew I was doing it. This was the first time today he mentioned it even though I've been with him all day and have not been gassy. Should I believe him?
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by on Sep. 8, 2012 at 11:13 PM
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maryjmom
by on Sep. 9, 2012 at 12:18 AM
Try cheese then. When I eat even a small amount I fart for days!!!!!! Lol

Quoting TheBabyFactory4:

Lol. That would work if I ate beans. I can't stand them.



Quoting maryjmom:

Lmao





Next time, load up on some beans, then get into bed with him. Snuggle up real close, get under the covers with him, and DUTCH OVEN HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!
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3babiesofmyown
by on Sep. 9, 2012 at 12:22 AM
The first time I farted in front f DH I was pregnant and in a lot of pain. It was silent. But did NOT go un-noticed. I told him it was the baby.
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TheBabyFactory4
by on Sep. 9, 2012 at 12:22 AM
Lol

Quoting maryjmom:

Try cheese then. When I eat even a small amount I fart for days!!!!!! Lol



Quoting TheBabyFactory4:

Lol. That would work if I ate beans. I can't stand them.





Quoting maryjmom:

Lmao







Next time, load up on some beans, then get into bed with him. Snuggle up real close, get under the covers with him, and DUTCH OVEN HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!
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maryjmom
by on Sep. 9, 2012 at 12:25 AM
What?! Lol

I do!!!!! When I'm at work my manager will NOT let me anywhere near the nacho machine simply for that reason. Mine are always silent, but VERY deadly.

Don't judge me! Lol. Ill fart on you......


Quoting TheBabyFactory4:

Lol



Quoting maryjmom:

Try cheese then. When I eat even a small amount I fart for days!!!!!! Lol





Quoting TheBabyFactory4:

Lol. That would work if I ate beans. I can't stand them.







Quoting maryjmom:

Lmao









Next time, load up on some beans, then get into bed with him. Snuggle up real close, get under the covers with him, and DUTCH OVEN HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!
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KRYSTALK1013
by on Sep. 9, 2012 at 1:34 PM

I'd believe him if I were you. Apparently, I do it too. Especially after taking Nyquil. I don't know what it is about Nyquil...

mommy_madilyn
by on Sep. 9, 2012 at 3:38 PM
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Lmao. one night dh farted under the covers (Not attempting a dutch oven for once.) Dd was sleeping in between us she was about 6 months old. the covers had just enough space at the top for that awful smell to leak out. shd woke up crying from it!! lol i still tease him for it and she is 10 months now
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TheBabyFactory4
by on Sep. 9, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Lol

Quoting mommy_madilyn:

Lmao. one night dh farted under the covers (Not attempting a dutch oven for once.) Dd was sleeping in between us she was about 6 months old. the covers had just enough space at the top for that awful smell to leak out. shd woke up crying from it!! lol i still tease him for it and she is 10 months now
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