My 3yo DD came home from her Christian school last week with this picture she had colored of Adam & Eve.
Her teacher had told them the story of Adam & Eve & requested that parents ask their child to explain the story.
So, I asked Kaylee....
Kaylee's Adam & Eve Story:
God made all of the things. The grass & trees & people... The cars & puppies too. The first boy God made was a good boy, but he met a naughty girl. God took out the boy's bone & fed it to a snake. "Why would he feed a bone to a snake? I thought puppies liked bones?" THEN the snake bit a poisonious apple & the boy & girl were both naughty after that.
Me: "So, what was the boy & girl's names?"
Kaylee: "Frank & Sara".
Me: "Are you sure it wasn't Adam & Eve"?
Kaylee: "Who's that?"
Maybe I should ask her teacher WTF Kaylee is doing, besides paying attention during Bible story time?! Hahahaaa!! ^_^