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What do you think about KeSha's raunchy new jewelry line? (NSFW)

Posted by on Aug. 21, 2013 at 1:08 PM
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Ke$ha’s Raunchy Ring & More Sexy Bling for Serious Bad Girls (PHOTOS)

by Jacqueline Burt

ke$haIf there's one thing we know about Ke$ha -- and, let's be serious here, of course we all know many, many things about Ke$ha -- it's that the girl likes ... well, hmm. How does one put this tactfully? Here's a hint: Tik tok, it's a ... oh hell, you know what I'm talking about! And because you know exactly what I'm talking about, you won't be the least bit surprised when I tell you that Ke$ha recently came out with her own line of jewelry, and 

of course Ke$ha's jewelry line is peppered with penises. Yup. Penises. As far as the eye can see. What may surprise you, however, is that you don't have to buy Ke$ha's brand of bling to get your risky accessories fix -- there's plenty of wearable porn out there.

Check it out! (Warning: Sort of NSFW)









Penis Ring

Gives new meaning to the term "cock ring."

Penis Ring


C*nt Necklace

Talk about a "statement necklace!"

C*nt Necklace

Penis Earrings

Do you hear what I hear? (Hint: I hear a penis!)

Penis Earrings

Bondage Pendant

For the 50 Shades fan, of course.

Bondage Pendant

Horny Necklace

Because, why beat around the bush? So to speak.

Horny Necklace

'Delete My Browser History' Cuff

Well. This one really hits home, doesn't it?

'Delete My Browser History' Cuff

Boob Necklace

It's a boob! It's an eyeball! It's an eyeboob! It's ... oh, whatever. A boob necklace! HAHAHA!

Boob Necklace

Naked Couple Ring

Turn a simple wave "hello" into a secret sexytime signal! Actually, don't.

Naked Couple Ring


What do you think of her line? Would you wear any of these pieces?

by on Aug. 21, 2013 at 1:08 PM
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teach.love.grow
by on Aug. 21, 2013 at 1:13 PM
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I think its distasteful and I would never where any of it.
New.OrleansLady
by on Aug. 21, 2013 at 2:01 PM
1 mom liked this

Kesha is raunchy anyhow.... i wouldn't expect any less of her jewlery line

depressedmom21
by Member on Aug. 21, 2013 at 2:28 PM
some of the jewelry is actually pretty cool
mandieluvbug
by on Aug. 21, 2013 at 2:35 PM
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No I wouldn't wear any of it. None of it is attractive, its cheap and distasteful. Not only that, but I have kids, how does one explain it to their children that they like to wear penises? Or explaining that their 7 year old got into their jewelry box to the principle at their school. hmm, no thanks. Honestly though, with all the reasons not to wear it, and I can't think of a single reason TO wear it, My main excuse would be because I just don't want to.

ShireeCS
by Shiree on Aug. 21, 2013 at 3:28 PM
Nope wouldn't want to explain things to my child an it looks like gumball machine jewelry
rhiannonaisling
by Member on Aug. 21, 2013 at 3:31 PM

I wouldn't wear any of it but the boob and bondage ones don't bug me. The boob one because it could be used as a breast cancer rerminder and the other you really don't see much.

MamaBear2cubs
by Nikki on Aug. 21, 2013 at 3:35 PM

I love the delete my browser istory one lmao.

Krystle21
by on Aug. 21, 2013 at 3:37 PM
I like the naked couple ring
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cLanief
by Silver Member on Aug. 21, 2013 at 3:38 PM
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It looks like perv gumball machine bullshit...don't know who she thinks would buy that utter shit.
TempestRayne
by Donna on Aug. 21, 2013 at 4:25 PM
Quoting teach.love.grow:

I think its distasteful and I would never where any of it.

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