You've got to love this little girl. What a fine woman/wife she'll
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life? "
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want
life is four little animals."
The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that
The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
in my bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it."
The teacher fainted.