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Posted by on Mar. 5, 2008 at 6:05 PM
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Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13

Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my
resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart.
Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.


* I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
* I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
* I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
* I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
* The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through
(See Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background
* I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
* I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
* My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills Work Experiences
* Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to
poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free,
the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that
bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
* I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me
shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
* Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse
of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background
* I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
* In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See
Colossians 2:3).
* My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto
feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
* I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms

Major Accomplishments
* I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all
(See Genesis 1:26).
* I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
* I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them
openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
* I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
* There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here.
can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE.
don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.

* Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings,
salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance

In Summation
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only
uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In
I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you
everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the
(See Hebrews 3:15).

-- Author Unknown

Sending God's Blessings Your Way!!    ~~ Sirena ~~
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by New Member on Mar. 5, 2008 at 6:07 PM
I love this! Thanks for sharing!
by Group Owner on Mar. 14, 2008 at 5:35 PM
This is Beautiful!! thank you For sharing ...
by New Member on Apr. 17, 2010 at 9:55 AM

God bless for sharing this with us...

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