The best menopause question EVER

[pennyia]

Question:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer:
One!

ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

[SuzyQsie63]

That was hysterical!!!!

[flipflop1963]

Very funny .... but true ...

[Samsmom441]

LOL...this is absolutely hilarious!  I'm actually in a perimenopausal state, I'm 42 and I am a single mom of a 5, almost 6, year old son.  Oh, the things I have to look forward to.

[mch2mom]

Love it!!! Although, now that I live by myself with my son, I can't complain about the lazy, good-for-nothing husband! And my son's too young to complain about not doing anything yet. Although-- I'm NOT complaining!!

[sadiesaz1]

This is sooo funny, what would they all do without us moms in their lifes, especially to change the toilet paper roll lol  

[Aslan]

That was great!!!!

[Annabanana67]

Ditto on the toilet paper roll comment   LOL  What is that?