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Funny Post : **TTC & TWILIGHT SPOILER ALERT**

Posted by on Mar. 19, 2010 at 3:43 PM
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Hello Ladies!!

Well, I just wanted to share a quick dream with you guys that I had during nap time.

My husband works Saturday-Tuesday so when he is home Wednesday-Friday, he gives me a break from the house work and kids.  So today, I took a nap after he argued with me that I needed one. (I felt like a 3 year old lol)

So when I was sleeping, I was having this weird dream that dealt with Muslims (I am Muslim) and then it switched to vampires.  Why vampires? I do not know.  The Muslim part was not as funny as the vampire part of the dream.  The vampire part was hilarious (and even made my husband laugh) because in the dream I was going to 'vampire classes' to learn about vampires, their history and learning to be a "proper" vampire.  

So on my way back to the car after classes, I was walking in a group on a side alley of a mall.  This group of 3 vampires came to us, and in defense, I hissed.  They told me, "Whoa whoa, calm down!! We're here to collect".  I was like, "Collect what?" and they told me, "Collect the fee for ovulation!"  I looked at them and laughed and said, "I'm not even ovulating yet!" and I kept walking.  Well they kept following me and the group I was with and for some reason I asked them, "How much is it and what does it do for me?"  They told me, "It is a $25.00 fee and we ensure that you ovulate on time."  I got REALLY excited and I was like, "Can you promise me that I will get pregnant?"  That is where I woke up because my step daughter was knocking on the door after the bus had dropped her off.

LOL

I really must be thinking too much about this if I am now dreaming of vampire ovulation controllers!! LOL 

Once I was awake... I thought about it and thought back to the twilight movies.. Book 4, Bella gets pregnant BEFORE she becomes a vampire.  So I was talking it over with my husband and we both agreed...

Theoretically speaking and sci-fi thinking, it must be the female reproductive system that quits working once a woman becomes a vampire because obviously Edwards sperm got Bella pregnant, but then Rosalie and Emmett, whom are both vampires, cannot get pregnant and being as they're "partners" they have sex. (It is discussed in the books.)  So that is pretty crappy that, IN THE DREAM, I fell for them telling me they could make sure I ovulated on time if I am a vampire... LOL 


Sorry for the last tidbit of information, I just decided to add it in.

Posted by on Mar. 19, 2010 at 3:43 PM
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trewlove
by on Mar. 19, 2010 at 3:47 PM

OH MY GOODNESS!!! Your dream totally had me laughing out loud. Hilarious! Thank you so much for sharing, I needed a good laugh :-)

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olivejuicebby
by on Mar. 19, 2010 at 3:48 PM

LMBO! What a hilarious dream. TY for sharing :D

luna321
by on Mar. 19, 2010 at 3:56 PM

lol Yeah I've been having baby dreams a lot too, nothing that funny though! Thanks

candcsmom2008
by on Mar. 19, 2010 at 4:03 PM

LMAO that is funny!! GL MOMMA

lemay25
by Bronze Member on Mar. 19, 2010 at 4:45 PM

i love this dream well i realy injoy vampire movies so its funny that your had say things about twilight i haven't realy read the books but ive watched the movies an i always wondered if bella gets prego lol  but i thought your dream was pretty funny gotta love your dreams

RedheadMama18
by Ruby Member on Mar. 19, 2010 at 5:21 PM

 LOL!!!!  That is sooooooooooo funny!  I love the Twilight series and any movies/books that have to do with vampires.  Gotta love what TTC can do to our minds!

Rose87
by Silver Member on Mar. 20, 2010 at 10:26 AM

I was completely confused... funniest part I thought was when I chased them down asking if I would get pregnant LOL I was willing to pay the $25.00 if they could promise me that I would get pregnant.

Mrs.Arney
by on Mar. 20, 2010 at 6:37 PM

OMG I so wish I would not have read to much of your post!!!! I didn't read the twilight books i have only seen the movies! aahhhh i want to unsee that!!!! lol

Latvia
by Member on Mar. 20, 2010 at 7:36 PM


Quoting Mrs.Arney:

OMG I so wish I would not have read to much of your post!!!! I didn't read the twilight books i have only seen the movies! aahhhh i want to unsee that!!!! lol

oh no!!! :) i guess the post should have said "Twilight spoiler alert" lol

Rose87
by Silver Member on Mar. 20, 2010 at 9:45 PM

Post name has been changed 

LOL Sorry!! 

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