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POAS....HAHAHAHA tooooo funny

Posted by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 6:12 PM
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Step 1...Pee on the stick. (must be sure to hold it under urine stream for a heartbeat longer than recommended just to be sure).

Step 2...Stare at stick while you continue peeing. Feel heart jump when urine passes over the spot where the line would be and it hitches for a second, then gets a dark line...then keeps going, taking your dark line with it to the test window.

Step 3...Place on bathroom counter. Pretend not to stare at it. Let's try to give yourself busy work to keep from looking at it. In fact, your toilet now gets cleaned once per day.

Step 4...Tell yourself you are expecting a BFN. Then start to mist up when you see that it is, in fact, a BFN. Stare at the blank spot for a full minute before picking it up.

Step 5...First, go to window and check it under day light.

Step 6...Now, stand on toilet to be closer to light in ceiling. Check strip.

Step 7...Close one eye. Squint other eye.

Step 8...Turn on several lamps around house. Hold strip under lamp. Check strip.

Step 9...Hold strip OVER lamp. Check strip.

Step 10...Hold strip in front of lamp so light shines THROUGH strip, just in case.

Step 11...Pull stick apart. Hesitate for a heartbeat when you realize you are holding the still wet "wick" in one hand, then continue the destruction.

Step 12...Repeat Steps 5-9.

Step 13...Throw stick away.

Supermama to my bubba R.J. 13, my lil wooby Danny 11, my peanut Andy 10, and lil Kaiberry Kairi 4
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Dayciavu
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 6:14 PM

hahaha too funny and true!

leandrat
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Hahaha Omg yes I did all these today Omg I'm so sad lol
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leandrat
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Forgot step 14 look through trash later that day for pee strip just to make sure lol
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bonnebell81
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 6:17 PM

LMAO!!! Yep I did all of this!

Crissy987
by on Aug. 19, 2011 at 6:26 PM

dang it I DID miss that. whoops! that site is awesome. Kinda puts ttc a bit more lightly and is good for a laugh

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