I've been taking my most recent loss really hard so tonight SO told me about this theory he came up with. He said some women have a hard time getting or staying pregnant because the sperm stop for a beer on the way up then get lost looking for the egg but refuse to ask for directions. If they find it they're drunk and can't "park" correctly to make a sticky bean. I had to laugh at him. At least he's trying to keep the journey a fun one.
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on Jan. 2, 2013 at 1:21 AM
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on Jan. 2, 2013 at 1:36 AM
Awww I'm glad your SO is trying to make it a little easier for explaining it in a silly way :)
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on Jan. 2, 2013 at 1:39 AM
Yeah thought Id share so other ladies can get a little giggle out of it.
Quoting ILuvMyTots:
Awww I'm glad your SO is trying to make it a little easier for explaining it in a silly way :)
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on Jan. 2, 2013 at 2:04 AM
Aw, that's cute, and funny. Good man!
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on Jan. 2, 2013 at 2:07 AM
Quoting mandybimama:
I actually did get a giggle. The theory is no sense but makes complete sense :) . To complete the theory I would say that all men TTC should stop taking Beer so that the Spermies would stop looking for beer when they get in there and focus on finding the egg (lolz).
Its good he's making it easier for you both and taking it quite well. I pray you get your healthy bean soon
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on Jan. 2, 2013 at 2:28 AM
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Lol! Definitely a good way to complete the theory. I'm glad he has a sense of humor about everything and can even just sit back and laugh when I tell him that its all his fault AF showed. Id go completely nuts if he didn't know how to keep it light hearted. I stress out enough for the both of us, someone needs to be able to crack jokes.
Quoting WOFFT:Quoting mandybimama:
I actually did get a giggle. The theory is no sense but makes complete sense :) . To complete the theory I would say that all men TTC should stop taking Beer so that the Spermies would stop looking for beer when they get in there and focus on finding the egg (lolz).
Its good he's making it easier for you both and taking it quite well. I pray you get your healthy bean soon
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on Jan. 2, 2013 at 6:36 AM
Lol our theory is the sperm used MapQuest but clicked the don't use toll roads option. Its an inside joke because I accidentally did that on our trip to Chicago and we drove around lost for two hours
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on Jan. 2, 2013 at 6:50 AM
Lol. Must tell DH this one. So cute. :)
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on Jan. 2, 2013 at 7:48 AM
Lol too cute and sweet of him
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on Jan. 2, 2013 at 1:21 AM