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I will be having a baby out of my blowhole....

Posted by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:13 PM
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I'm currently six months pregnant. My son just called me at work to give me a lesson and let me know that he has figured things out.
He has informed me that today he read a book about dolphins. There was a section about dolphins giving birth to live young. In his logic:
  1. Dolphins have blow holes on the top and apparently on THE BOTTOM,
  2. Dolphins are mammals;
  3. Therefore his brother will be born from my bottom blow hole...not from my rear, as he previously thought.....

There you have it folks...my boy has figured it out!


by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:13 PM
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jamielynn0709
by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:17 PM

Lol

lkane81
by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:18 PM
Lmao the things kids come up with
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Jessicamarquez
by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:19 PM
Awe lol
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MrsA0625
by Gold Member on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:20 PM
Adorable!!!
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VintageWife
by Silver Member on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:20 PM
I swear I just died a little!
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lifelover104
by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:37 PM

Omg, I think I just peed my pants a little hahahah!

lucky1984
by Silver Member on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:37 PM

lol so cute

tryinagain85
by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:43 PM

Thats too funny!!! By the way, your due date is the same day as my youngest daughter's birthday!!! Stay cool this summer, no fun being 8 and 9 months preggo in the summer.

AshCH
by Silver Member on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:46 PM
Hahahaha cuuuuuute!!!
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MommyofJustin
by on Apr. 9, 2013 at 4:49 PM
Lol
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