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The Funnies Post

Posted by on Jan. 25, 2010 at 1:11 PM
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We're hoping to make Young Moms an even more fun, more member involved group!

Post your funny pictures, jokes, etc here and stop by if you need a lift me up! =)

We will post new jokes daily so check back often!


*SMILE!*

PLEASE don't be offended, they are ONLY jokes!

by on Jan. 25, 2010 at 1:11 PM
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Emerald_storm01
by on Jan. 25, 2010 at 2:22 PM
stephs0105
by on Jan. 26, 2010 at 8:27 AM

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BrooklynnsMomy
by on Jan. 26, 2010 at 9:06 AM


Quoting stephs0105:

lol thats too funny

Lilypie Third Birthday tickers

Lilypie Pregnancy tickers

Emerald_storm01
by on Jan. 26, 2010 at 12:24 PM
mamajen07
by on Jan. 26, 2010 at 12:41 PM

hahahaha those are all great!

Angel_Eyes2787
by on Jan. 26, 2010 at 1:07 PM

These are just a couple of random icons that make me smile/ laugh. ENJOY!

 

Lilypie Third Birthday tickers



Lilypie Trying to Conceive 21 to 37 day cycle tickers

mamajen07
by on Jan. 29, 2010 at 3:41 PM

Insanity is hereditary. Parents get it from their kids.

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In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell are you doing?""Well," said the guy, "I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!""That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

Build a circular driveway.

Emerald_storm01
by on Jan. 29, 2010 at 7:03 PM
mamajen07
by on Jan. 30, 2010 at 12:03 PM

One day my housework-challenged husband decided
to wash his Sweatshirt..
 
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
 
he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?'

 
'It depends,' I replied.
 
'What does it say on your shirt?'
 
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '
 
And they say
blondes are dumb....

 
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A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,

'I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world...'

The woman replies,
'I'll miss you.........'

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be
men.

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Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy..
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Q: What does it
mean when a man is in your bed gasping

for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they
are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you
keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Emerald_storm01
by on Jan. 30, 2010 at 3:05 PM



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