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MOMS NEED A LAUGH TOO!

Posted by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 9:23 PM
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Hey young Mom's I need some help. A friend of mine convinced me to write a book. I'd like to have compiled funny sayings/doings from pregnancy, childbirth, and children...you know they say/do lots! Any story/ sitution would be great! You will get credit to it so long as you tell me your first name & if you want, last iniitial, and state. 

Here is an example I have written:

Pregnancy- You know your pregnant when you drop something on the floor and think "ok...do I REALLY need that?"

Here is an example from another mom:

(Loretta H. FL)

Kids- You have officially become a mom when you walk into your daughters room to get her up from her nap, and she has taken off her dirty diaper and made a poop painting on the wall. (What a mess to clean up!)

Thanks you to any moms out there that can help me out!! I would really aprreciate this! :)

by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 9:23 PM
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gabrielat
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 9:42 PM

You know you're a mom when your coach purses turn into diaper bags.

You know you're a mom when you memorize the theme song to Dora the Explorer and Bubble Guppies, and find yourself singing it.

You know you're a mom when throw up stains are a new accessory to your outfit.

You know you're pregnant when your stomach becomes your own personal table. 


Idk if those are good lol I thought of them at the top of my head

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B-FigNewton
by on Jan. 15, 2012 at 10:19 PM
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You know you have a newborn when sleep deprivation makes you accidentally put breast milk in your coffee! (bleck!)

ArronEvanmomma
by on Jan. 16, 2012 at 1:18 AM
You know you're a mom of multiples when you wear a tank top mid snow storm.

You know when you're a mom of twins when you grab two of everything even if there's only one awake.
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avonlady19
by on Jan. 16, 2012 at 1:30 AM

You know your pregnant when you cry just because you ran out of bread.

You know your pregnant when you don't get invited to the go to the club.

You know your a mom when the diaper bag becomes your new purse, even when baby is at home.

You know your a grandma when your daughter comes to visit just to drop off the baby.

You know your pregnant when you cant eat anything without feeling sick.

Okay, so I' dk if those are funny or not, but I thought they were cute, and I just came up with them.

AlaizabelsMommy
by on Jan. 16, 2012 at 1:52 AM
You know you're a mom if you've ever crawled under a crib at 2 a.m. searching for a pacifier like your life depended on it.

The meaning of pacifier to a mom is, "PASS-AH-FY-HER".

Still thinking -scratches head-
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calleigh0709
by on Jan. 16, 2012 at 1:56 AM
You know you're a mom when your child begins to throw up and your first instinct is to put out your hand.

You know you're a mom when you reach in your purse and pull out a crayon.

You know you're a mom when your in the store and here someone say "mom" and you turn around. Even when shopping without your children.


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momma4AJ
by on Jan. 16, 2012 at 1:56 AM
you know your a new mom when you go threw your purse and find 8 pacifiers and no make-up of any kind
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Ms.SingleMama
by on Jan. 16, 2012 at 8:29 PM

These made me laugh so hard!!! They were all so true!! Thank you so much mommy's if you ever have any more let me know! :)

Ms.SingleMama
by on Jan. 21, 2012 at 9:09 PM

These are are so cute! please keep them coming!

thePBandJmom
by on Jan. 21, 2012 at 9:13 PM
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You know your a Mom when you count the sprinkles on each's kid's cupcake to make sure their even.

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