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Wednesday funnies

Posted by on May. 30, 2012 at 1:11 PM
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i'm stuck feeding my baby so post some funnies!

by on May. 30, 2012 at 1:11 PM
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.Angelica.
by on May. 30, 2012 at 1:11 PM

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

.Angelica.
by on May. 30, 2012 at 1:12 PM
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

.Angelica.
by on May. 30, 2012 at 1:12 PM
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

.Angelica.
by on May. 30, 2012 at 1:13 PM
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

.Angelica.
by on May. 30, 2012 at 1:13 PM
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

.Angelica.
by on May. 30, 2012 at 1:14 PM
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

.Angelica.
by on May. 30, 2012 at 1:14 PM
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

.Angelica.
by on May. 30, 2012 at 1:14 PM
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

.Angelica.
by on May. 30, 2012 at 1:14 PM
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

.Angelica.
by on May. 30, 2012 at 1:15 PM

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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