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random "fight" *TMI*

Posted by on Jun. 24, 2012 at 4:22 PM
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I was lying on the couch watching TV and bf practically climbs on me with his thing in my face telling me to give him a blow job. After wrestling and mefinally managing to push him away we calm down and he leans in to kiss me so
I STUFF A SOCK IN HIS MOUTH AND SHOUT "how do you like it HUH?!?!"
Lol
Sorry if it's gross to you but I thought it was funny xp
any other stories about stupid bfs???
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Posted by on Jun. 24, 2012 at 4:22 PM
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guerrera221
by Member on Jun. 24, 2012 at 5:52 PM
It would make new want to punch his thing. Hubby has done that too, I told his to get it away or I will hurt it lol.
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KylersMom8-16-7
by Gold Member on Jun. 24, 2012 at 6:45 PM
When my boyfriend tries that crap I act like I'm gonna bite it. He knows I will so he puts it away quick lol.
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BeachMama05
by Jamie on Jun. 24, 2012 at 7:18 PM
He would no longer be my bf if he tried that
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krusesbaby
by on Jun. 24, 2012 at 8:55 PM
Lol great reaction that's too funny
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heather4511
by Ruby Member on Jun. 24, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Lol I like your reaction. Though stories like this make me glad I'm single...sometimes Lol
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Innocencedreams
by on Jun. 24, 2012 at 11:14 PM

If my husband does something like that, then he knows I'm already in the mood for it, or he doesn't come on that agressively. 

Vipergirl22
by on Jun. 25, 2012 at 3:42 AM

This makes me glad my dh is in no way like that..

mrsestepp
by on Jun. 25, 2012 at 10:22 AM

Oh my boyfriend says when the baby gets here that im goin to give him head everyday ha is he dumb??? that thing will stay in his pants or he can go in the bathroom an wack that shit!!! lol

MommyOfOne2710
by Member on Jun. 25, 2012 at 11:21 AM
I tell him I'm gonna bite it. And I will.
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JayBearsmomma
by on Jun. 25, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Wow lol
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