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Karma is a b****

Posted by on Aug. 31, 2012 at 12:09 AM
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I got this in an email from my sil I thought it was funny and karma damn sure will get your ass 

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ——
Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than rece

iving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you wont get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I dont know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem .


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KymberleeAnn
by on Aug. 31, 2012 at 12:13 AM

A little bump

queensweet
by on Aug. 31, 2012 at 12:13 AM
Ahhhhhh! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Wow! Just goes to show that when you throw dirt in the wind it blows back in your face.
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Shaybay218
by Bronze Member on Aug. 31, 2012 at 12:14 AM

Lol...I got that email like a year ago...but it's still funny to read

diaperstodating
by Silver Member on Aug. 31, 2012 at 12:14 AM

laughing

Stacey1081975
by Gold Member on Aug. 31, 2012 at 8:02 AM

GIRLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNNY

hopealways4019
by Silver Member on Aug. 31, 2012 at 8:13 AM
Lol!
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mamaofficer
by Silver Member on Aug. 31, 2012 at 8:25 AM
That's good for his nasty ass.
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dcdmattison03
by on Aug. 31, 2012 at 8:28 AM

 Too Funnuy..lol

ksbondgirl
by Gold Member on Aug. 31, 2012 at 9:07 AM

 laughing

DOMTITI
by on Aug. 31, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Lol
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