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Posted by on Nov. 13, 2013 at 9:28 PM
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 I'm super annoyed right now so tell me some funny stuff your kids have said or done.

Sometimes I'll randomly start singing this song with my daughter called Crash My Party. The song is about a guy who is basically saying that if this woman calls him, he'll drop everything just to spend time with her. The lyrics are "you can wake me up in the dead of the night, wreck my plans baby that's alright.....the door's unlocked, I'll leave on the lights, baby you can crash my party anytime". My daughter stops singing and says "she's a giant". I asked "who is" and she says "the girl in the song, she's a giant" LMFAO!!

I also learned that they say the Pledge of Alligiance at daycare. She recited to me and instead of saying United States of America, she says United Steaks of America.

There's more but I won't bore you. What are things that your kids has said that made you crack up laughing?

by on Nov. 13, 2013 at 9:28 PM
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Mznaye
by Bronze Member on Nov. 13, 2013 at 9:29 PM
Thats sung by Luke Bryan
Mznaye
by Bronze Member on Nov. 13, 2013 at 9:32 PM
My ds wanted my mom to "scotch my brother's hindpot" yesterday. My dad says that to him when he doesnt have his listening ears on
TishHughes
by on Nov. 13, 2013 at 9:42 PM

 

Quoting Mznaye:

Thats sung by Luke Bryan

Yeah, I like him. I have his whole album on my ipod.

Captzsss
by Silver Member on Nov. 13, 2013 at 9:43 PM
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Today DD says, Johan told everyone in the second grade he likes me. Me: oh really. Her: Mommy, doesn't he know daddy will kill him because he said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 40. I died.
Mznaye
by Bronze Member on Nov. 13, 2013 at 9:48 PM
I love it

Quoting Captzsss:

Today DD says, Johan told everyone in the second grade he likes me. Me: oh really. Her: Mommy, doesn't he know daddy will kill him because he said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 40. I died.
Mznaye
by Bronze Member on Nov. 13, 2013 at 9:48 PM
He sexy too.

Quoting TishHughes:

 


Quoting Mznaye:

Thats sung by Luke Bryan

Yeah, I like him. I have his whole album on my ipod.

Smoochmommie
by Gold Member on Nov. 13, 2013 at 11:13 PM
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Smooch: i was bad today...so i know what time it is
Me: im calling santa
Smooch: im not even bout to entertain you
Me: who taught u that word
Smooch: dont u worry about that jim bo

Shes been calling me jim bo all week
kitcal78
by Bronze Member on Nov. 13, 2013 at 11:21 PM
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 My son is constantly smiling and laughing at pretty much everything.  So I'm on the house with him the other night and I'm saying something to him about no don't touch. He's 4 months away from being two.  He turns around and say, "Okay no touch. Bad Alex". 

My mouth dropped open. His first full sentence. 

waitin4u
by Bronze Member on Nov. 13, 2013 at 11:57 PM
Well I just put my 3 yr old ds in the bed for the fith time before I left the room he says good night sweetie don't stay toes late or I'm calling daddy. He knows his daddy is working third shift tonight so he wants to sleep in my room.
waitin4u
by Bronze Member on Nov. 13, 2013 at 11:59 PM
I have a co worker named James but he like to be called Jim Bo that's NC for ya ; )


Quoting Smoochmommie:

Smooch: i was bad today...so i know what time it is

Me: im calling santa

Smooch: im not even bout to entertain you

Me: who taught u that word

Smooch: dont u worry about that jim bo



Shes been calling me jim bo all week

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