I was laying down on my bed to nurse my 4 month old son to sleep at nap time. We are both on our sides (me propped on my elbow) and I look down and say "Do you want some nummies?" as I sign milk to him a couple of times.
He got all kinds of excited, reached out and grabbed my nipple with both hands! He just squeeled and pulled every which way! Gah! I swear he almost ripped it clear off!
I'm going to have to remain covered from now on, dang!