how do i convince dh that he has it easy
He hasn't changed a diaper.
He hands him to me whenever Corbin gets fussy.
He takes showers without bringing in the carseat and baby.
He doesn't wake up at night with Corbin.
But he's pissed off he didn't get enough sleep.
Because he went to a bar last night.
Poor dh.

Quoting SadieJames:
I would punch him in the face every time he complained : )
But seriously, why don't you pass baby off to him, go take a shower and LOCK the door? He will figure out how to soothe him.

Sorry cant help but I can join in on the rant :-).
HUGS

Time to trot out the world's tiniest violin for him. (If you're not familiar with it, t's played by sawing your forefinger back and forth across your thumb.)
And then give him some hair of the dog that bit him and a few dozen chores. As my mom used to say, "You wanna cry? I'll give you something to cry about!"

Oooh, now that pisses me off. I'd be telling dad that since he's proven himself unqualified as a dad, you've made him an appointment for a castration so he never again has to worry about a "spoiled" baby because he'll be unable to father them.
You do realize who the real spoiled baby is in your home, right? And the D does NOT stand for "dear" here. "Darned" is too kind. Want my baseball bat?
Quoting Kimbyann:
Tried that. No, he won't. Corbin will cry until I'm done or I run out. Because he's spoiled at 2 weeks old. *eyeroll*But seriously, why don't you pass baby off to him, go take a shower and LOCK the door? He will figure out how to soothe him.


Yeah, I'll take the bat but dh I don't think knows too much about young babies.
He has been sweet enough to let me take a week off of dish duty. Not that he washes them himself :)
Quoting gdiamante:Oooh, now that pisses me off. I'd be telling dad that since he's proven himself unqualified as a dad, you've made him an appointment for a castration so he never again has to worry about a "spoiled" baby because he'll be unable to father them.
You do realize who the real spoiled baby is in your home, right? And the D does NOT stand for "dear" here. "Darned" is too kind. Want my baseball bat?
Quoting Kimbyann:
Tried that. No, he won't. Corbin will cry until I'm done or I run out. Because he's spoiled at 2 weeks old. *eyeroll*
But seriously, why don't you pass baby off to him, go take a shower and LOCK the door? He will figure out how to soothe him.

What in the HELL is he doing going out to a bar all night when y'all have a two week old baby??? Then complaining??? Awww heeeeellll no!

- Kimbyann
on Oct. 7, 2012 at 11:46 AM