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Dr Seuss for nursing moms

Posted by on Feb. 14, 2014 at 10:01 AM
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Seuss for Nursing Mothers:
Would you nurse her at the park?
Would you nurse him in the dark?
Would you nurse him with a boppy?
And when your boobs are feeling floppy?

I would nurse her in the park.
I would nurse him in the dark.
I'd nurse with or without a boppy.
Floppy boobs will never stop me.

Can you nurse with your seat belt on?
Can you nurse from dusk til dawn?
Though she may pinch me, bite me, pull,
I will nurse her til she's full.

Can you nurse and make some soup?
Can you nurse and feed the group?
It makes her healthy strong and smart,
Mummy's milk is the best start!

Would you nurse him at the game?
Would you nurse her in the rain?
In front of those who dare complain?

I would nurse him at the game.
I would nurse her in the rain.
As for those who protest lactation,
I have a perfect explanation.

Mummy milk is tailor made It's perfect food,
you need no aid.
Some may scoff and some may wriggle,
Avert their eyes or even giggle.
To those who can be cruel and rude,
Remind them breast's the perfect food.

I would never scoff or giggle,
Roll my eyes or even wiggle!

I would never be so crass or crude,
I KNOW that this milk's the perfect food!

We make the right amount we need,
The perfect temp for every feed.

There's no compare to milk from breast-
The perfect food, above the rest.

Those nursing smiles are oh so sweet,
Mummy milk is such a treat.

Human milk just can't be beat.
I will nurse, in any case,
On the street or in your face.

I will not let my baby cry,
I'll meet her needs, I'll always try.

It's not about what's good for you,
It's best for babies, through and through.

I will nurse her in my home,
I will nurse her when I roam.

Leave me be lads,
leave me be ma'am I will nurse her, MUM I am.
Saw this on fb
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by on Feb. 14, 2014 at 10:01 AM
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Replies (1-10):
MinaPR
by Bronze Member on Feb. 14, 2014 at 10:14 AM

WOW! Very creative. I love it!

mama-smurf
by Felisha on Feb. 14, 2014 at 11:35 AM
I didn't make it. I got it off a breastfeeding group

Quoting MinaPR:

WOW! Very creative. I love it!

Zazayam
by Nicki on Feb. 14, 2014 at 1:47 PM

LOL! Love it.

Precious333
by Group Admin - Julia on Feb. 14, 2014 at 7:29 PM
I love that poem :)
Thunderbug75
by Amanda on Feb. 15, 2014 at 8:44 AM

 Cute!

anitaredd
by on Feb. 15, 2014 at 11:02 AM
Terrific.
Seximama23
by Silver Member on Feb. 15, 2014 at 2:31 PM
Thats awesome...thanks for sharing
Roomfor1more
by Member on Feb. 15, 2014 at 2:55 PM
Cute!
HSingMomto6Kids
by on Feb. 15, 2014 at 5:27 PM

Awesome!!!!  I do nurse with floppy boops and in a boppy so I say yes! Love it!

md517
by on Feb. 16, 2014 at 1:10 AM
LOVE it! Thank you for sharing. :)
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