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Prisoner: I Impregnated Kate G. & Octomom

2cuddlebabies
posted to CafeMom Hollywood in CafeMom Hollywood
on Nov. 7, 2009 at 6:50 PM

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Posted Nov 7th 2009 9:30AM by TMZ Staff

An Indiana prisoner claims his swimmers are responsible for Kate Gosselin's eight AND Octomom Nadya Suleman's latest litter ... and now he wants his supposed spawn to come live with him in lockdown.

In the most entertaining handwritten court papers you'll ever read, Jonathan Lee Riches -- who has filed many lawsuits against celebs in the past -- wants custody of the Gosselin kids, the Suleman kids, John Edwards' love child, all the kids on "ABC's 'All My Children'" and Bristol Palin's child "which Bristol kidnapped from Linda Tripp."

In the awesome papers, filed in Illinois, Riches claims he met Kate "at a Harrisburg Long John Silvers over octopuss" -- and when Kate went to a fertility clinic in 2002, his "sperm was added to the mix."

More awesome lines included in the papers:

-- "TLC stands for Torturing Little Children."

-- "Jon Gosselin is really a woman on steroids."

-- "I sued Black History Month."

There's much more awesomeness to be had ... JUST READ THE PAPERS.

tmz.com

Written by

2cuddlebabies

on Nov. 7, 2009 at 6:50 PM

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- kimsardo
on Nov. 7, 2009 at 9:20 PM
I'm laughing. The poor guy though, he obviously has a lot of issues.

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- CaptainCookie
on Nov. 8, 2009 at 2:45 AM
Wow! How exactly would you steal sperm? And why would all these famous women want his?

He has some serious demons.

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- McClurgmama2
on Nov. 9, 2009 at 9:16 PM
"Jon Gosselin is really a woman on steroids-yep i think this guy has some real inside information lol....