Snookiâ€™s Reaction to Tanning Mom Is Spot On & She Should Know
The moment we've all been waiting for has finally arrived. Yes, Jessica Simpson has given birth to that 40-pound baby, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about Snooki, naturally. I think everyone's been wondering for some time now why, why we're so enthralled by her, and yesterday afternoon, we got our answer. During an interview with everyone's favorite Saved by the Bell star turned tabloid TV host, Snooki proved that she's this generation's zeitgeist.
"That bitch is crazy."
We've seen Snooki pee her pants, we've watched her waddle wasted on a public beach, and we've witnessed her wax poetic about the smush room, pooping, and body odor. We observed with wide, disbelieving eyes as she flung herself into our living rooms on Jersey Shore, not able to turn away, not able to resist any news that revolved around Snooks.
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Until now, I don't think many of us understood that her drunken antics and seeming disregard for decorum was just her pulling the wool over our eyes. Yesterday she revealed to the world that she embodies the trend of thought and feeling of our time.
Because, well, that tanning obsessed mom? That bitch IS crazy, and that's all there is to it. Snooki took a national controversy and boiled it down to four poignant words that formed one perfect sentence.
Ms. Nicole Polizzi may have been hiding behind her crocodilly and her hair extensions, but we see now why we're so obsessed with her. She's speaking her mind, which is, as painful as it may seem, our mind.
That tanning baby bitch is crazy. I couldn't have said it better myself. Trucker hats off to you, Snooki.
Don't you think Snooki summed it up pretty nicely?