Katy Perry & John Mayer's Vegas Vacation Involved a Whole Lot of Nudity
I thought Katy Perry and John Mayer were calling it quits. I thought Mayer's "Your Body Is a Wonderland" bit just wasn't cutting it for her. Shucks, I guess I was wrong and my 16-year-old self can go mope in a corner. The musical duo was spotted together in Las Vegas over the weekend hanging out, which is most definitely something you don't do when your relationship's kaput.
What were they up to, you might ask? Well, duh -- hanging out at a strip club. Gasp! Two celebrities, in a strip club?! STOP THE PRESSES. Naked girls, eroticism everywhere, flowing drinks. Sounds like all the makings for a quiet little evening shared between two conflicted lovers. Or not.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? HA, not when you're a celebrity.
According to People, the couple went to a strip club called Spearmint Rhino with a group of people. Although there's no confirmation on whether or not the duo got down and dirty with a lap dance, we do know that they checked into the Wynn hotel together. Ooooh, sleepovers. They're, like, so totally gonna tie the knot next week.
OK, they most definitely aren't. In fact, I doubt they ever will. Perry is still recovering from this whole Russell Brand thing and there's no way she's handling this with a clear mind. And heck, John Mayer will probably give another mean interview in the next few weeks saying something horribly mean about Katy by accident and then, shoot, my guess is she'll run.
Nevertheless, I bet that night in Vegas was a fun one. I wouldn't mind hanging with John Mayer at a strip club, personally. I'd just hope he'd get up on stage. TMI? Yeah, definitely.
Do you think John Mayer and Katy Perry make a good "couple"?