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What New Year's Resolutions would you suggest for Lindsay Lohan?

Posted by on Jan. 1, 2013 at 9:23 AM
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Lindsay Lohan Is Staying Home for New Year’s Eve … Hopefully to Work on This List of Resolutions

Posted by Jacqueline Burt on December 31, 2012 

lindsay lohan and dinaSo it sounds like hell has officially frozen over: Lindsay Lohan is staying in for New Year's Eve. That's right -- staying in, not partying (at least not in plain sight), not doing anything illegal (again, at least not in plain sight). Sources say LiLo really really wants to make a good impression on the judge hearing her current case, so she's ringing in the new year with a "small, quiet dinner in London," where she's been vacationing, re-enacting scenes from Absolutely Fabulous (if recent pics like this one are any indication).

Well, good for Lindsay!

A low-key evening could be just what the judge doctor ordered. And as long as La Lohan is staying in, she might as well make a list of resolutions for 2013, right? A new year, a new Lindsay! Here, a few suggestions for Lindsay Lohan's List of New Year's Resolutions:

1. Take up a hobby. You know what they say about idle hands ... plus, if Lindsay learned some useful skill like, say, jewelry-making, just think of all the trouble she would avoid!

2. Become a job-creator. Let's face it: Girlfriend needs a full-time staff to get her through life. First position in need of filling? A CHAUFFEUR.

3. Volunteer. Isn't there some saying about how people can learn to help themselves by helping others? Besides, she already has janitorial experience.

4. Go on a cleanse. Not trying to be mean, just saying ... there's toxins in them thar hills.

5. Take an anger management course. Because one can't just go through life punching gypsies whenever one feels like it.

What New Year's Resolutions would you suggest for Lindsay Lohan?

by on Jan. 1, 2013 at 9:23 AM
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Teachandrun4
by on Jan. 1, 2013 at 10:03 AM

 

LiLo get up them drugs they are going to kill you.

cookie_spice
by on Jan. 1, 2013 at 11:35 AM

stop spending money u dont have

thingz123
by Cheryl on Jan. 1, 2013 at 12:04 PM
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Get some therapy-she was raised by 2 nutjobs and it's a miracle that she held it together as long as she did. Also, go into drug rehab and stay there this time-you can't make your problems go away by anesthetizing yourself.







MamaMandee
by Mandee on Jan. 1, 2013 at 12:42 PM

Yup the drugs and spending money she dosnt have are good ones! 

lga1965
by on Jan. 1, 2013 at 1:11 PM

 This:

Quoting thingz123:

Get some therapy-she was raised by 2 nutjobs and it's a miracle that she held it together as long as she did. Also, go into drug rehab and stay there this time-you can't make your problems go away by anesthetizing yourself.


 

 


 

 

 

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cherokeegoddess
by on Jan. 1, 2013 at 1:41 PM

grow up and take responsibility for your own actions. yeah she had a screwed up childhood but hello who hasnt? stop blaming others and get off the drugs and booze. she's actually pretty when she's not boozed or drugged up.

gmadiane
by on Jan. 1, 2013 at 2:11 PM

maybe keep a low profile for a while

thingz123
by Cheryl on Jan. 1, 2013 at 4:51 PM


Quoting cherokeegoddess:

grow up and take responsibility for your own actions. yeah she had a screwed up childhood but hello who hasnt? stop blaming others and get off the drugs and booze. she's actually pretty when she's not boozed or drugged up.

Yup. I was raised by 2 people who had entirely no business procreating myself. I think that some of us with dysfunctional upbringings can look back at all the crazy and say, "OK, this is what I am NOT doing!" Some people are not capable of doing that-they want to make to pain go away, but they can't get far enough from the situation to see how jacked up everything is and mentally resolve that they aren't going to go down that road themselves. There are those of us who have much greater tendencies to be self destructive than others. I'm a self preservation freak, but not everybody else is, LOL.




PinkParadox
by Beautifully Broken on Jan. 1, 2013 at 8:41 PM
Stop doing drugs, stop drinking, stop driving, stop seeing her mom and dad, get a life coach and counseling
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