'Kourtney & Kim Take Miami' Recap: Kim Kardashian Learns the Power of Breast Milk
Is there really anything lower than stealing your sister's breast milk? I mean, it would be one thing if you had a starving child to feed, but Kim Kardashian just had psoriasis.
I'm pretty sure Kourtney would have handed some over (or just squirted it right on her leg directly from her boob, as she did in the end) to help her sister out. But that would have been too easy, and so operation steal breast milk was underway -- especially when she realized it was working. Kim's friend Jonathan Cheban was her co-conspirator, and when they were busted, he had to take one for the team and pump his own breasts. Yeah, not pretty.
In the end, after she caught Kim, Kourtney told her next time to just ask. Then she squirted her breast milk onto Kim's leg. Kim's reaction: "Ew! Ew! That is so disgusting that you can just squeeze that and have it come out.” Just wait, Kim. So yeah, there was that.
Meanwhile Scott found a new lady friend -- Dani. Since she's a lesbian, Scott felt comfortable that he wouldn't get in trouble with her, and they bonded and had a great time. Kourtney, of course, wasn't altogether cool with it. Because, let's face it, Kourtney isn't altogether cool with much at all.
I know Scott did a lot of sh*t in the past, and I'm not his biggest fan, but she is just no fun AT ALL. Sure she just had a baby, but come on. Live a little, or at least don't get pissed when Scott does.
Kim accidentally sent the text in which Kourtney blasted Scott for
pretty much everything possible, they actually had a good conversation.
She told him that she cares about him and not just because of the kids,
so she does have a heart in there somewhere. They agreed someday things
would be perfect, and then bumped fists. So romantic. But they're still
together and reportedly happier than ever, so I guess something is
working for them.
What did you think of Kourtney squirting breast milk onto Kim's leg? Do you think Kourtney is too hard on Scott?
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