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Jennifer Lawrence's Latest Self-Deprecating Story: "My Breasts Are Uneven"

Posted by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 1:46 PM
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Another day, another JLaw anecdote!

Whenever Jennifer Lawrence speaks in public, you can expect a funny story. TheSilver Linings Playbook star was onJimmy Kimmel Livelast night. First shepulled an Amanda Seyfried and said she was drunk, then talked about going to the doctor and getting some bad news … about her boobs. She had the flu at the Golden Globes and pneumonia last week, but she wasn’t too concerned about that.

"I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven," Jen said (via E! News). "That was all I saw." Jimmy quipped, "You know what, the same thing happened to me. It’s OK."

Jen continued, "I was like standing there with these doctors and they're like looking at my lungs and I just couldn't — it felt like an elephant in the room — and I was like, 'Are my breasts uneven?' And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, 'Well, I'm gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.' So he was like, 'All right, our radiologist will get back to you about your lungs.' And I was like, 'And my breasts.' And he was just like 'Well, bye.'"

She joked that she hopes no one will ever see her breasts in an X-ray. So she's disowning her boobs now, in addition to that butt shot. Maybe that's why Victoria's Secret said they preferred her eyes to her other parts!

Source: Jimmy Kimmel Live, via E! News

Photo Credit: Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Dom Perignon

by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 1:46 PM
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MrsBridges19
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 2:09 PM

Um... and I care because....?

midjet117
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 2:26 PM

its ok my breasts are uneven too. It doesnt stop my hubby from liking them

Jessica020410
by Jessica on Feb. 1, 2013 at 2:28 PM
LOL
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PinkParadox
by Beautifully Broken on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:14 PM
Hahaha
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monjerm01
by Monica on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:21 PM
Haha!!
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sara_7106
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 10:46 PM
Lol
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ballerina.2006
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 10:48 PM
Hahaha she and I would be best friends!
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TCgirlatheart
by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 8:02 AM
She seems to have a great sense of humor.
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MTASCP
by Bronze Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 10:54 AM
I love her to pieces but... Over share.
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MamaMandee
by Mandee on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:49 PM

I really like her!

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