Quotables: Adam Levine's Douchey Idea of A Good First Date
"I always like to dress up in a tuxedo and tell the girl to dress real fancy. I like to pick her up and go to McDonald's in a tuxedo…. It's a good spontaneous, romantic thing you can do that's also cost-effective. What if you don't like the person? It's only the first date. Dress fancy, but go to McDonald's. Her world will be so rocked. You might be able to take her to the opera afterwards. If you don't like her, you can just take her home."
- Adam Levine shows the world a glimpse of his genius.
No, dude, for real, this will totally rock her world. She'll get all dolled up, she'll get all excited too, because what ho doesn't love a fancy night out on the town? And then, like, you'll get to her house, and you'll be all dressed up too, and she'll get these big ideas in her head, and then BOOM, do you want fries with your disappointment? And if she's not psyched, then she's lame, and she probably wouldn't have put out anyway. Works every time, bro.