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Succubus Taylor Swift Has Chosen Her Next Victim

Posted by on Mar. 5, 2013 at 11:34 AM
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--Emily Trainham

      

Ed Sheeran, you have been selected. May God have mercy on your soul.

Now, I don't know a whole lot about Ed, but boy, do I know Taylor Swift. I basically know her better than anyone else, you know, if you don't count the people who actually know her. And that's how I knew exactly what was going down when the news came out that Ed had spent the night in Taylor's hotel room.

Or, OK, he didn't spend the night, but he stayed until about 4 AM, and someone who saw him said that "he looked very pleased with himself," which I think we can all agree is a lot more suggestive than just spending the night. Suggestive of what, you may ask, to which I answer "suggestive of Taylor sucking Ed's soul out through his naughty bits."

Also, do you want to know something Taylor said about Ed last year that is actually very revealing? She said that they wrote their duet on her album together "while sitting on a trampoline in my back yard," and afterwards "we baked an apple pie." So obviously Taylor has been spinning her creepy web for quite some time now. She's not going to bake a pie with some dude without getting at least a few good breakup songs out of it eventually, you know?

When are these dudes ever going to learn?

by on Mar. 5, 2013 at 11:34 AM
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lilbit53009
by on Mar. 5, 2013 at 11:36 AM

lol

MrsNewman
by on Mar. 5, 2013 at 11:56 AM
1 mom liked this

if i were a man, i would be scared to date her. lol

sara_7106
by Platinum Member on Mar. 5, 2013 at 12:28 PM
Interesting
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gmadiane
by on Mar. 5, 2013 at 12:49 PM

funny

spooky415
by on Mar. 5, 2013 at 12:49 PM

She just seems so immature to me.

I used to really like her. I thought she was a good role model. And I guess for the most part she still is...but Good Lord, Taylor! Get some new material!

I'm sure her songs don't tell the whole story. She probably just found her niche in the market and is catering to her audience.

Euphoric
by on Mar. 5, 2013 at 12:51 PM

 lol. There's a little bit if devil in those angel eyes.

pbjtime87
by on Mar. 5, 2013 at 1:17 PM
Succubus is right!!

Is it me or does any one else think that Taylor Switt would be horrible at giving "blowies"?
lalasmama2007
by Ticia on Mar. 5, 2013 at 1:21 PM

Oh, boy!

PinkParadox
by Beautifully Broken on Mar. 5, 2013 at 1:32 PM
You go girl! Seriously. She's beautiful, young and rich. I say date'em all!!!
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MommySally
by Silver Member on Mar. 5, 2013 at 3:57 PM
Hahahaha I love everything about this post, title included!
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