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Centimeter Peter...uhg

Posted by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 1:09 AM
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I started dating this totally awesome guy....everything was...er is, i guess, going great. The sexual tension has been out of control and tonight we FINALLY did it...and that picture up there represents the size. Ahhhh i didnt even know they came that small...GROSS!!!!! I consider myself to be pretty tight down there (c-section mama hehe) but come on this is ridiculous!!!!!

I don't know if i can handle it! Has anyone delt with this problem before?? Is there anything i can do to make it better??? Any tips would be appriciated!

am i totally shallow?????

Posted by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 1:09 AM
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ladyhazel77
by Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 1:13 AM

Now I have that song in my head that goes something like "don't want no short short man", lol.

omgamomie
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 1:13 AM

its not about how big it is its about how he worked it!!!

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MarissasMommy20
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 1:16 AM


Quoting omgamomie:

its not about how big it is its about how he worked it!!!


i'm sure he worked it fine...if only i could feel SOMETHING!!!!!!!!

Bennett121
by Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 1:16 AM

 If it is so small he can't work with it, you are gonna have to either move on or learn to use your ....... hmmmm...... button. LOL.

(you imply you are "tight" because you are a c-section mommy. Do you really believe vaginal deliveries make you "loose"?. If so you have been misinformed.)

omgamomie
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 1:17 AM

lol!!!!!!!

Quoting MarissasMommy20:


Quoting omgamomie:

its not about how big it is its about how he worked it!!!


i'm sure he worked it fine...if only i could feel SOMETHING!!!!!!!!


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SnoBuny
by Bronze Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 1:19 AM

hmmmm I am thinkin that if it is that small he is probably unaware of how he is working it.......like throwing a q-tip down a hallway.......poor guy!

Quoting omgamomie:

its not about how big it is its about how he worked it!!!


jedwards2009
by Bronze Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 1:20 AM

Wow I'm sorry lol.  I dated a guy like that once...  it didn't last.  if he can make up for the lack of size in other ways (i.e. amazing oral ect) then I would say don't blow him off so fast. You can also use toys too. It won't hurt to give him a shot. If he still fizzles after a few times then I would say you need to decide. A relationship with a horrible sex life won't last very long at all!

ladyhazel77
by Member on Nov. 26, 2009 at 1:20 AM

LOL That's a great analogy. 

Quoting SnoBuny:

hmmmm I am thinkin that if it is that small he is probably unaware of how he is working it.......like throwing a q-tip down a hallway.......poor guy!

Quoting omgamomie:

its not about how big it is its about how he worked it!!!



NadiasMommy427
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 1:25 AM

here ya go mama!!! I'd say stick to oral if you really like him, but I have actually laughed at men I have dated for being too small.

I'm mean I know!!

 

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MarissasMommy20
by on Nov. 26, 2009 at 1:25 AM


Quoting Bennett121:

 If it is so small he can't work with it, you are gonna have to either move on or learn to use your ....... hmmmm...... button. LOL.

(you imply you are "tight" because you are a c-section mommy. Do you really believe vaginal deliveries make you "loose"?. If so you have been misinformed.)

not loose per se, but mant of my friends who have had vaginal deliveries said its just not the same anymore...

i'm sure your hoo hoo is just as tight as it was your first  time :)

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